Soy Sauce Man

So this is a little-known creation belonging to one Albert Wily, whom you might know better as Dr. Wily, from the Mega Man series of video games. Wily, sadly, was not know for his creativity, only on constructing half-assed robots bent on total destruction. Some of them worked just fine (except when it came to beating Mega Man), and others... well, one of those others is Soy Sauce Man. As you can see, SSM's primary body consists of a large holding tank of super-heated soy sauce; you can see the temperature gauge there below his mouth. His primary weapon is, of course, the Soy Sauce Cannon, capable of discharging Soy Sauce Man's hot salty payload (eewww...) more then 50 meters. Also take note of the opening at the very top of Soy Sauce Man's reservoir. This opening, when Soy Sauce Man tilts his body using the gyro-rotation unit in his lower body section (a.k.a. tilty thing) is perfect for melee quarters dousing with the hot soy sauce. Sadly, Soy Sauce Man never saw combat, and serves out his days as assistant and substitute chef in Dr. Wily's Skull Castle (whereabouts unknown).