CoaT #16 - The Incredible Ms. Viander: Part Three

Chronicles of a Trickster
#16. The Incredible Ms. Viander

Part Three

The following day, Ms. Viander couldn't help but grumble at her penalty or punishment depending on how she sees it as being in charge of lunch guard duty for three periods straight. Ms. Viander doesn't get it at all why she has to suffer just for telling the truth about what really happened in 17th-century Mongolia. It's the publisher's fault for writing such dribble for something she was actually there. Ms. Viander had to sit through the boring ninety-minute long sessions and suffer through the rabble of mixed conversations. Into second period, her ear perked up and starts to listen on Julie and her new friend Lois's conversation about the same thing she was talking about with Jennie's iron-fisted rule over the entire school and the fact that she has the entire homecoming board in her hand to make her the homecoming queen. Though she's been in the school for over three months now. Julie didn't like how things are turning out here in her second day here but Lois assures her that she's the only one Jennie's goons haven't touched yet.

Wondering of what she meant, Lois is the head of the schools' homecoming committee and so far she heard rumors that the other judges where being offered bribes by her but could never get the principal to see it her way though it was evident with the sudden appearance of them having lavish things, at extreme, one of the main judges now driving around in a new Mustang though he's from a middle-income family. Ms. Viander was soon getting bored again with the details but it was more than enough to find a way to get back at Jennie and maybe get someone else to be the homecoming queen. Across the room a crazed student was getting into an argument with some other kids until one of them grabbed a heaping pile of mashed potatoes and tosses it right at one of the other students who dodged and hits someone else. Ms. Viander sprang up in shock the moment someone jumped up on the table and screamed "foodfight!".

The entire lunchroom exploded into food-laden pandemonium as everyone grabbed grabbed and tossed food at each other pizza slices, random piles of slop and even stuff from home were being used as ammunition and the screaming and jeering was nearly deafening until booming voice stopped everyone in their tracks. It was Ms. Viander on the table furious at such a shameful display of control and waste of good food. Viander raised her hands and the entryways burst open and five long trays rolled in and she pulls off the sheets, revealing expensive looking foods and cakes and trofts of rich and sloppy foods and walking over to the cakes. Viander explains that if they want to start a real good foodfight, then better do it right and with real food and grabs a whole double layer chocolate cake and throws it at full force at a random student to took right it in the face.

She then encourages to grab all the  food they can and the foodfight continues now with more messier foods. Ms. Viander doesn't really care that her clothes are coated in cake, beans and cheese, she was finally having the fun she wanted and seeing Julie diving into the fun was all she can take until Lois snatched a bowl of punch and dumped it on top of her head. In retaliation she took a cupcake and shoved it in her face and the both of them were having a good laugh. As much as Viander is cackling hysterically so much, she left the scene to lean against the door just to catch her breath. Peering through the window she was shocked to see but Jennie and Principal Rhodes were heading this way and quickly needs to think of what to do. The doors opened and Rhodes and Mayer came in and what they saw was a normal clean cafeteria with all the students walking around and talking as if there was no evidence of a massive food fight that broke out.

Ms. Viander came up to them totally clean and pressed herself; Nervously welcomed the two and asked how are they today. They were suspicious and Rhodes asked if there wasn't any problems keeping order she shook her head and told him there wasn't anything she can't handle and everything was fine until Ms. Viander spots a pile of splattered pork on the floor and quickly shifts it in front of Jennie's path, slips on it making her fall flat on her ass. Rhodes, shocked helped her up and she was dazed to wonder what she slipped on. Ms Viander blames it on the janitor always missing spots on the floor now and then and she quickly rushed them off out the doors. Outside Ms. Viander assures them that nothing is wrong and has everything under control. Jennie still sore from the fall doesn't believe her but it convinces Rhodes enough to break her free from lunchroom duty after this period. Now relieved and was getting bored to death with this punishment but would request that she finish before the bell rings and Rhodes grants her that. Jennie then looked back at her again with a suspicious look and Ms. Viander while leaning on the door meanly looks at her with a smile and gives her the finger.

Making sure they are totally far away Viander breathed a sigh of relief and opened the doors revealing the true scene of the crime with the students still tossing food at each other. Looking at her watch while quickly dodging a stray wad of macaroni and cheese, she has three minutes before the next bell rings and the next wave of students arrives. With a quick incantation Ms. Viander magically froze everyone in the disaster area in their tracks, totally unaware of what's going on and the food clutched on their bodies slimed off them. A quick snap of her fingers made all of the food evaporate off their bodies leaving them totally clean and pressed without any evidence what so ever. Finishing with a memory lapse spell everyone except Julie had their memories of the last five minutes blanked out before the bell rang. Everyone felt a bit dizzy and strangely have that fresh-out-of-the shower feel on their bodies before leaving for the next wave to enter.

Julie looked confused and suspected there really was a massive food fight and feels a hand on her shoulder. It was Ms. Viander and she told her that there was but she'll be the only one who knows about it. Julie wanted to know how but she couldn't explain other than hoping that she proved to her what she meant earlier at homeroom. She wanted to know more but Lois pulls her away from her teacher telling Julie that she'll see her soon and waves off as the two head off into the football field. Launa has had her fun but now looking at her schedule she now has time to look around the school and to see if she can get anything on how from the looks of things is Rhodes warming up to Jennie so much.

Meanwhile on the grandstands, Julie and Lois find a nice spot to study on some homework and talk a little while the Panthers football team were doing some practice runs for the homecoming show in two days and they all looked really pumped for the show. All of those big burly men in uniform bashing into each other was the norm along with the loud whistles and screams from the coach telling them to hustle a lot more. Then came Viander who was feeling a little pissed off from the look around and her encounter with Jennie views the football players being harassed by the brutal coach and thought of something that can make herself feel a little better: Bash a few male egos.

When the coached whistled hard Ms. Viander slapped the whistle into his mouth and choked temporally before coughing up the whistle. The coach is furious at her for doing that and Viander screamed louder telling him to sit down and shut up. The captain of the football team doesn't want her to tell off the coach like that and Viander turned around and pointed a finger at his chest daring her to do something about it. Getting pissed off, he demands that she apologize to the coach. When the coach stood up and tells him to backs off until Ms. Viander pushes him back down and threatens to beat the living shit out of him if he speaks again. Turning around to the football captain and makes a little proposal. If he and the Panthers can take her down before she reaches the touchdown line, she'll go back and apologize to the coach for her rude behavior. The captain refused to do that but that was until  the coach got back up and was forced down again by Ms. Viander elbowing him hard in the stomach, decimate the team's honor and questions if they really deserve their homecoming if not they got it by cheating.

Lois got up and focused on the argument and wondering what Ms. Viander is doing. Julie is wondering the same thing after that display and is shocked to see a woman hit someone so hard. The captain caved in and proves to her that they got what it takes to take he down and make her apologize for questioning their honor and disrespecting their coach. Ms. Viander was set on one side of the field while the Panthers were on the home side all Ms. Viander took off her high heels and goes barefoot. The Panthers got a few laughs at what she's doing with the way she's positioning herself and getting ready with the ball in hand a little incentive to make this challenge work. From the base of the stands Jennie was also there to view the action and smiles to see he new teacher make a fool of herself. The Panther's earned that season by playing hard and rough against any team that stood in their way that is until today. The coach struggling to get up blows the whistle and Ms. Viander charges at them with full speed. Both Lois and Julie can't watch what going to happen. A tall slim woman versus thirty large men doesn't spell a good outcome and Jennie wishes she gets killed and have one less bitch to deal with. With an extended arm Ms Viander knocks down the captain and leaps over the halfback. Everyone was in shock including the Coach that a woman of her build just took down the star player.

Ms. Viander stopped a bit and mocks at them for a bit and will allow them to have a full shot at her if they're man enough to try. The captain recovering from such a hit shouts to the team to get her and they did. In seconds, Ms. Viander manages to hold onto the ball while making the hard hits, stomps on a few heads and for her best move slide under a 350 pound full back and threw him over six feet into the air before making a mad dash to the touchdown line. Jennie and Lois could not believe what they're seeing in front of them. And pissed off beyond control is the coach is to see his team with an undefeated season get beaten by a little woman but this little woman has the strength and power of a burly warrior after dodging, bolting slamming players off course with the force of a freight train and even having fun dragging up three heavy players holding on to her ankles before kicking them off.

Julie and Lois couldn't help themselves but cheer her on with all their might. She can see the two of them cheering on and happily thanks them for the support but then their smiles soon turn to horror at Ms. Viander's error. She made the touchdown but Lois shouts out from the stands that she's still on the 10-yard line. Ms. Viander is quick on what the two meant. Launa made a touchdown on an "American" football field which is way different than the football fields she once took on in Europe which are longer but shorter in yards. She high tails it to the end zone but gets brutally tackled by the ten surviving team members including the three-hundred pound fullback who crushes her in defeat. The only thing that Julie and Lois can see after cringing in shock was her hand still holding the football before loosing her grip on it.

Ms. Viander in tattered and loose clothes gets held up by captain and the full back finally got her to apologize for her behavior and for making a mockery of the team. She humbly apologies and hopes there's no hard feelings for what she did to the coach with elbowing him in the stomach and the threats. The coach however made sure she's reminded of that as the team carried her body and flipped her whole body over into the dumpster around the back. Slowly recovering she gets back up before a loose door falls and slams on top of her head. She mockingly commented that this kind of treatment shouldn't happen to a teacher but in Jennie's case as she walked by it did as she laughed at her misfortune and rips her for her misunderstanding between field lengths. Ms. Viander spooked Jennie when she lets a part of her feline instincts bleed through her human disguise and violently hissed and clawed the air at her from the dumpster.

Julie and Lois came around to help Ms. Viander out of the dumpster but then a player from the Panthers came in to help pull her out. It was then Julie caught the guy's eye and would get the feeling of someone who is getting love at first sight. Ms. Viander now out of the dumpster thanks the two and the player for helping her out and asked of why is he here helping her. He answered with though it wasn't right of what she did to the coach he couldn't help but admire how well she played like he didn't care much about the pride of the team and tells her that she was awesome just to remind her next time to watch the yard lines next time. Julie thanked the guy for helping her get Ms. Viander out of the dumpster and the player welcomes himself as Terry telling Julie that he's never seen her before because she's new at the school. As the two walked off Lois asked Ms. Viander if she's alright but she disappeared without a trace. Lois just assumed that she walked off without noticing and catches up with Julie and Terry. Ms. Viander walked off scene and is in desperate need of a shower to get rid of the stink of the dumpster and has some serious business with Principal Rhodes later.