Forrest Dos -scripted parody-

-Forrest Gump parody (possibly script)-

(Dos is sitting on a park bench waiting for the bus to come. He is telling his life story to people who don't honestly care but listen anyway. He is talking about the time he decided to fly around the Universe after Pinkie left him and took all the kids)

Forrest Dos:  "Now when I was flying around the universe. People would sometimes leave their planets to come and follow me or just to ask questions cause they needed help…" (Flashes back to when he was flying slowly with a guy carrying t-shirts near an interplanetary gas station.) "No there was this one guy who was working for a video game company or something like that and they working on a game and they asked him to write a song but he couldn't think up a song."

(Goes into flashback, Forrest Dos gets hit by a space truck and gets splashed with rocket fluid, the guy gives him a red t-shirt)

Guy: "Tough luck bud. I hate it when that happens."

Forrest Dos:  (after wiping face) "It's no big deal; there's no sense in crying over every mis-take."

Guy: "You're not upset?"

Forrest Dos: "no. I'm not even angry."

Guy: "Really? You're not messing? Some people would get pissed about that."

Forrest Dos: "I'm being so sincere right now. If you think about it; even though it broke my heart that I ruined that nice t-shirt and that truck almost killed me. At least I didn't get every piece thrown into a fire. Sure, it hurt but I was so happy for that driver who at least didn't get hurt." (gives back the shirt and continues flying) "At least I'm Still Alive!"

(guy looks at shirt, the design is similar to GLaDOS from "Portal" and he thinks of an idea in his head. It switches back to Dos on the park bench)

Forrest Dos: "If I remember correctly; that guy made a lot of money on that song and the guys making that video game pulled them out and they became millionaires for this "Orange Box" I think it was; I never played the game..."