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Mary Sue: A Billie Jean Parody

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She was just like your average teen,
A drama queen
I said, "Don't mind, but what do you mean
I have a son?"
Who will save the whole world when I die?

She told me her name was Mary-Sue, then a fuse blew
Nodded her head and then she said,
I have a son...
Who will save, the whole world, when I die

You think you're fan, well, look at our frowns
Your story is a major diss...
If the other guys saw this, I would never live it down
Have you ever thought at all, what WE would think of this?
Hey! Hey!

Mary Sue, you're not the author!
What makes you think you
Can change the whole store-ray?
From incest to being gay?
Woo!
Mary Sue, you're not the author!
What makes you think you
Can change the whole store-ray?
From incest to being gay?

Woo!
For forty days and forty nights
I tried to hide
But with great care she stroked my hair
Knew why she was there

Can't escape her cold-ice hands!

So take my strong advice:
Just, remember to get copyrights...
COPYRIGHTS! COPYRIGHTS!
Oh!

She drew a picture of my family, and right next to me,
It showed the mama of my baby
My worst enemy...
Ho no!
Can't escape her cold-ice hands!

You think you're fan, well, look at our frowns
Your story is a major diss...
If the other guys saw this, I would never live it down
Have you ever thought at all, what WE would think of this?
Hey! Hey!

Mary Sue, you're not the author!
What makes you think you
Can change the whole store-ray?
From incest to being gay?
Woo!
Mary Sue, you're not the author!
What makes you think you
Can change the whole store-ray?
From incest to being gay?

Woo!

*Guitar solo!*

Can change the whole store-ray?
From incest to being gay?
No! No! No! No! No no! No! No! NO!
Mary Sue, you're not the author!
What makes you think you
Can change the whole store-ray?
From incest to being gay?

No! No! No! No! No no! No! No! NO!
Mary Sue, you're not the author!
What makes you think you
Can change the whole store-ray?
From incest to being gay?

Mary Sue, you're not the author!
Mary Sue, you're not the author!
Mary Sue, you're not the author!
Mary Sue, you're not the author!
Mary Sue, you're not the author!
Mary Sue, you're not the author!
*music fades out...*
My view on most of the FanFics on www.fanfiction.net.
Yeah, yeah...kinda stupid parody to MJ's Billie Jean.

Whenever I hear this dumb spoof song, I see Aslan, Peter and Edmund Pevensie, Tumnus, Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy, Ron Weasley and Lord Voldemort singing this song.
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WingsOfASong's avatar
Excellent. Love this song!!