GREEN THUNDER

The latest in the Alter-Mart line of products. Because I think "Green Thunder" sounds like an energy drink.

GREEN THUNDER! It's ENERGY FOR NOW AND L-ATER

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Made with thunder, REAL THUNDER

HAVE AT YOU

YOU'LL HAVE SO MUCH ENERGY

Mr. L belongs to Nintendo and INTELLIGENT! YOU'LL BE SO INTELLIGENT!

(Note: This drink looks familiar. I feel sure I've seen it before somewhere. Is it perhaps Mountain Dew that got brainwashed into serving Count Bleck? ...No way!)