COOKCOOKCOOCK...lol

-Name
Kirk Delacruz
It’s just fancy, trust me.

-Age & Gender
He's 26 years old. Birthday was in August.
He is clearly male...WITHABIGDICK

-Occupation (Student/Teacher/etc)
EVEN THOUGH IT'S IN THE PICTURE, he is L4MS’s new culinary arts teacher. (Thank you, Stich. LOL.)
Also he’s a chef at a restaurant called; HELLS KITCHEN.
Original, right? |D AND THE BOSS IS LIKE THE DUDE from the T.V show even.

(I DUNNO ABOUT THIS ANYMORE?)

-Type of Infected
Hunter.

-Personality, Family & Background
Kirk was a chubby little kid, and was teased and made fun of by all the other children, also for the fact he was quite smart. They called him "nerd, fatty, geek blah blah" THE LIST GOES ON. And the fact that his mother was also rude, and maybe a bit abusive towards him at times him didn't help either. He never knew about his dad because his father had left when he was so young, and his mom acted the way she did because of so. ANYWHO, when he first entered into high school, he sprouted up in height, and thinned out greatly (like a TWIG.). But even with the complete revamp of his outer shell, he still had no friends...and with knowing so, he'd cry.
One time as he was crying, he was found by a much taller, 2 years older stoner kid named Jason who took him in to his own group of friends. The small-ish, secluded group was like family to him, but what he failed to see was that they were a horrid influence- taught him about 'bitches' (as they called females,) and peer pressured him into things such as smoking pot and maybe a bit of drinking. Another one of the boys, Tyler, got the thin Kirk to work out all the time with him which resulted in LARGE, BUFF muscles when he was around the age of 17/18. (NOW YOU KNOW.)
During the time of being with that certain group, Kirk had gone through many things, and learned that being with the people he was with wasn’t the best choice he’d ever made- and eventually bettered himself.
(IT’S TOO LONG OF A STORY, TRUST ME. Plus the dirt-deep details aren't all needed.)
And so, one day as he wandered aimlessly, he spotted the L4MS and stared at it for a while. HE put a claw on his hip, and to his chin, thinking he should get a freaking JOB. A real one, one that he’d need to work for. The only thing he wasn't too jerk-like enough to teach, was French. He had taught french for a bit, but it was a failed attempt cause he hadn’t received his teachers degree, resulting in him taking some classes so he could recieve said degree (which was why he was gone for a while around a half a year ago.) And while taking these courses, he figured instead of sticking with French, he went through cooking courses because they were to much more of his favour, and his taste. Haha, pun.
So then he resumed his work at the school-
But there was another thing that came up in his life.
Previously, Kirk's house had reflected on the bad things he'd done in life when he was younger. He didn't want to have to gaze upon it anymore, so he payed for his house to be revised and changed around. Not only this, but there were a few personal things he had to take care of which caused him to be quite busy. There was no one he could stay with, so he had to bunk beds with an old friend from out of town for a while until his house was completely finished and polished up nicely. Much to his dissapointment, the workers had slacked on their work for too long, and he eventually came back down to help and finish it up himself (along with some other workers here, don't get me wrong. He was just pissed.)
And finally, it was all fixed up and he could live his life as normally as possible.

AS FOR HIS PERSONALITY...(wow copy pastin' from the forums now.)
This is a very touchy subject considering the things he's been through. It's changed quite a bit from since when he was a kid, to a teen, to the adult he is currently. I don't think his past personality matters much, so I'll just get right to the good stuff. Kirk is, in all honesty, a pretty nice guy. Sure he's a bit flirtatious, but it's really just a part of him because of his past. When not with Scuttle, he'll generally be pretty calm, cool, and collected, maybe even giving his inputs here and there. For example, if someone gets hurt he will most likely rush over and ask with wide sockets if they are ok, and possibly even help out a little. (SERIOUSLY, that's kind of depending on whom it is though. For the most part, you're safe.) He most definitely has a soft spot for kids because he remembers his time as one- and he would never want another child on the face of the earth to feel as he had felt all those years ago.

He would most likely jump infront of a car if it meant he would be saving a kid. (This also depends. If the kid is some snooty little brat, I doubt he'd go that far haha.) So yes, he cares deeply for children which is part of the reason why he decided to become a teacher for L4MS. Even saying so, there's a different side to Kirk. You never know when this side comes around, (and trust me, it may be often,) but he can also be a pretty big douche bag. If there's someone he doesn't particularily like, or does not respect, you never know the things he might do to make their life a living hell. This whole situation becomes about ten times worse when around his friend Scuttle.

Jesus christ if these two are on a rampage you might want to get the hell out of there. Things may get bloody if you sass these two at the same time. For some odd reason Kirk finds it supremely spectacular whenever he gets Scuttle to look up to him. Since it's not something that everything can do, it makes him feel quite good on the inside, and therefore acts upon these feelings with little regret. A set of sharp teeth, a pair of dangerous claws, and a body builder strength that you would NOT want to get yourself caught in upon. Though unlike Scuttle, he's pretty clean and grooms himself so he look as tip-top as possible for such an ugly species of infected. As well, he can be pretty passionate and loving towards certain infected that get close to him~ /WINK WINK NUDGE NUDGE @ BANE


And I should really tell some facts about my dear hunter, so here. I'll pick out a few details or whatever.

Height: 6'4" YEAH HE'S TALL KAY?

Dislikes: SUGAR. FOOKIN HATES CANDY. He also dislikes when people make fun of him...it reminds him of his childhood- (NOT LIKE THERE'S ANYTHING TO BE MADE FUN OF ;D) and he will never be...topped (NOT LIKE THAT MATTERS but it's true...and a fact ) and DOES. NOT. LIKE BEING CALLED GAY. AT ALL. BY ANYONE. and he'll usually retort with something about him banging more chicks in one week than you'd ever get in your life...so yeah LOL. He doesn't really like getting in fist fights...because he's much more a lover than a fighter (even if he's such an ass) but once you do get in a fight, you'll regret it cause he packs a goddamn punch. Especially with them RINGS. There's probably more, but I can't think right now so I'll put more up when I think of them.

Likes: PURPLE. FISH. Cooking with fish, that is. Cause that's what he's good at. hawhaw.BOOMERS. God he loves them guys. Especially Boomers that are children...it WARMS HIS HEART TO SEE DEM CHUBBY PEOPLES...cause after all, he did used to be one, HE ALSO tends to love difficult people. Just because it entertains him, and means he actually has to WORK for something. Easy people turn him off. (Not always meaning sexual). AND HE LOVES FIRST AID. He has a tendency to get in a LOTTTT of near-death situations, always to be saved by DAT FIRST AID . ADORES SHINY THINGS. YES. GOLD IS HIS IDOL...which is why he wears so much of it! And though he hates candy, it was found out the only flavour he will actually enjoy, is...CHERRY. Random, I know, BUT TRUE. And I think that's about it, I will add more if more is needed, or I think of anything else.

On the side note,
This is his AWESOME cute brother Derrick [link] ;u;

….TAKEN MAN :I holyshit,lolol.


Kirk, (c) ME.
Scuttle (c)
Kirk's Boss, Sandra, (c)
Derrick (c)
AAAND L4D, (c) to VALVE ;u;

(I'm iffy on the boss thang.)