7 Endings Less Retarded Than Halo: Reach's

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-After the battle is over, the Master Chief takes off his helmet revealing himself to be Foster Kane's childhood sled.

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-Humanity falls when the Covenant unleashes their newest superweapon: A ray-gun that turns people into homosexual communist Al-Qaida evolutionists(VOTE REPUBLICAN)

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-The heroes prevail, when it becomes apparent that the aliens used up their remaining military budget on sexy ice-cream parties(standard protocol for alien civilizations).

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-The Master Chief takes off his helmet revealing himself to be the Harlem Globetrotters.

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-The one where they remember to tell you what happened to that one guy and Lady Cuntington. Seriously, they just completely forgot two of the major characters. No one ever mentions them again, dead or not, in a game where every other major character receives a very graphic death to curb any suspicions of survival.

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-The Master Chief takes off his helmet revealing himself to be The Master Chief...






Who takes off his helmet to reveal an even smaller Master Chief.

And another.

And another, each one smaller and less significant than the last. Hey, just like his games!

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-The one where I'm playing Mass Effect 2 instead.


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~A.H.
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Sephiramy's avatar
"After the battle is over, the Master Chief takes off his helmet revealing himself to be Foster Kane's childhood sled."

I seriously lol'd.