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SH: Bored.
JW: I'm eating dinner with Sarah. Hack my computer and update your website or something.
SH: But I have not had any good cases in a while and thus am bored... Hope you don't need your pillow.
JW: What have you done this time?
(...)
SH: I'm behind bars. Scotland Yard got a bit jumpy and so when I came on the scene... Bring a cake with a metal file.
JW: Are you serious? How is it you still have your phone? Cake? Not pie with a laser or a crumpet with a lock pick? What flavor would you prefer?
SH: Chocolate, though if you could find a laser I'd prefer that. And I told them I would rather text than have my phone call.
JW: And they let you? I'll bring chocolate but I can't guarantee the laser.
SH: Good. Surprisingly they did. I was joking when I said it too.
JW: Some people can't distinguish sarcasm from seriousness. What about Lestrade? Can't he do anything to get you out of there?
SH: He's not here. Across the city I think.
JW: No one has bothered to let him know? Are Donovan and/or Anderson behind this?
SH: Yes. Hurry up. The cell is annoying and people here don't know what sanitary means.
JW: Fine. I'll call Lestrade and get a taxi. I'll need to get the cake and tools first. And you never answered my question- what did you do to my pillow?
SH: It's been pumped full of lead, sleeping with the fishes, tamed, and other euphemisms for overall dead.
JW: Dear God? For what purpose?
SH: I was bored. Plus, it was research for gun residue...
JW: I'm at Tesco. Do you want a cake with one, two, or three layers?
SH: Any is fine- or rather, whichever is easiest to hide the shovel/file/laser/spoon.
JW: Three-layer it is then. Strangely- and thankfully- it's the cheapest. I'm getting in line. I'll text you when I'm on my way. You're being held at the station?
SH: Yes. That is odd the cake thing.
JW: I hope it tastes good. I think that it isn't fresh so they marked it down. Lestrade's on his way. I'm coming up the machine. Hope there isn't another row.
SH: I would rather have coffee actually. ?**.322 64!5 49*?4 1!h haven't slept in a while. 4(
JW: Coffee not tea? Half your text was in symbols and numbers. If this is a code or cipher I don't have the solution.
SH: Sorry- wrong button. I meant: I haven't slept for about three days. Moriarity and all. So yes, coffee. Espresso. Triple shot.
JW: Got it. Cake. File. Coffee. I'm getting in the cab now. The register was broken and my card declined- again so I had to sort things out at customer service. I'll get your coffee. See you soon.
SH: Imbeciles!
JW: At Tesco or the police station? I'm at Belladonna's Brews but the line is rather long. Would you have me wait here or go someplace else?
SH: Wherever they referred you to customer service.
JW: Tesco then. I'm still at Belladonna's. The line has barely moved but perhaps Alin might let me into the kitchen to make you something myself.
SH: Wait, what are you there for again, coffee?
JW: Yes coffee.
SH: Good. I'm dying.
JW: Alin let me in the kitchen but seemed loath to do so. I'm sure it was only loyalty to Ash... *Ahem.* Triple shot espresso?
SH: Yes. I'm dying!
JW: I'm on my way. Alin sends her regards- and one of those pastries you mentioned pairs quite well with coffee.
SH: What pastry? A scone? Vanilla I hope.
JW: Yes the very same. Alin's special recipe.
SH: Those were good. Hurry, the cells are getting cold. And I might be falling asleep. Still no sign of Lestrade. Come if inconvenient.
JW: I'm on my way.
SH: Finally! You take forever.
JW: Alin made me make some coffee for some customers.
SH: Lovely, hurry up.
JW: The cab is going as quickly as it can in this blasted traffic!
SH: Traffic, now?
JW: There's been a crash, it seems.
SH: Of all nights! Though that might explain Lestrade's absence.
JW: I just called him, and he indeed is.
SH: Dull...
JW: I got out of the cab and am walking there. I'm four blocks away.
SH: Four blocks? That is annoying. I'm hungry. And tired.
JW: What are you, a three-year-old?
SH: I've heard that before somewhere. But no. I am 30 not 3.
JW. That's because I've asked you this before- on NUMEROUS occasions. So have Lestrade and probably Mycroft, too. Here's the DI now. We're 2 blocks away
SH: Alright. You are slow. Has anyone told you that?
JW: Yes. YOU. Besides, pedestrian traffic is high because of the accident.
SH: Bored! Bored, bored, bored, bored!
JW: We're almost there. Lestrade is going ahead of me because it seems a pregnant lady has fallen and injured herself. I shall come when I've ascertained that she's fine.
SH: What are the chances. Really. What else could possibly detain you now? Because it probably will at this rate.
JW: Everything's gone wrong indeed. And there's more. She's giving birth. I'm staying with her until the ambulance comes. Did I say that I sent the food with Lestrade?
SH: No you did not- oh, I see him now anyway.
JW: Please tell me that he's letting you out, and I can just meet you at home.
SH: No. Currently he's laughing a bit. Gave me my coffee and the cake, though. There is a 95 per-cent chance he'll leave me here until you come, by the way things are looking.
JW: Truly? After I begged him to let you out! Is he trying to drive me mad? I may have to deliver the baby- traffic has blocked the street off. This may take awhile.
SH: Ugh! Who births a baby in the middle of the sidewalk? And I'm bored! Hurry up, you take forever.
JW: She had no choice! She wants this over as much as you do- I'll come when I can. Try entertaining yourself for once!
SH: How is it in your mind? To not be me? Must be entertaining, everything stimulating your brain to the degree of having your complete, uninterrupted attention. How dreadfully dull.
JW: Shut up!
SH: Night. See you later. I would rather have my nicotine patches though...
JW: Okay. Good night.
SH: I'm bored. I think I'll sleep now. Good night, see you later. Come soon.
JW: Your better off without them. Now GO TO SLEEP!
SH: You mean 'you're,' not 'your' in this case. And I would, if you didn't keep waking me up.
SH: And I would sleep if you didn't interrupt me! Do previously sent texts mean nothing to you or do you wipe the slate clean after you send a reply?
JW: You know 'what'? I believe you left out a word. And you keep texting me.
SH: Yes, but it seems that as soon as you send that immediate reply you forget the whole subject of the conversation and when I refer back to said subject you don't get it and thus a new, and increasingly long, explanation-message must then be then typed and sent.
JW: Your texts seems to demand a reply so I reply!
SH: Good night, truly this time. I've just been thrown a pillow and blanket and so- good night I say, good night, good night until it be morrow.
JW: Good night. The young woman has just been sent to the hospital. Do you want me to come get you?
SH: Sure. It would be hateful to wake up with a crick in my neck and back because of these very low-rate beds here at the station.
JW: I'm on my way. Why didn't you use the file? Did Lestrade take it out? I didn't tell him about it.
SH: No, it was there. I just got bored with it.
JW: I see... why am I not surprised?
SH: Because I'm tired. That's why!
JW: I'm coming in the station. I'll be there in a few minutes.
SH: Finally. You are one of the slowest people I know. Did you know that? Even slower then Mycroft.
JW: THAN Mycroft, Sherlock. Surely you of all people would know this. And I'm almost there! I had to talk with the officers first, show them my ID... which I had conveniently forgotten so then I had to call in Lestrade from upstairs to confirm I really am John Watson.
SH: Surely me of all people. I'm tired. I said as much before. The fact that you are still not here means you are still, slower than he is. Are you really so incompetent?
JW: I was on a date with Sarah, and then you suddenly text saying you're in prison. I was flustered. I've already asked her to drop my ID back at Baker Street. Don't even ask how I forgot it at her place.
(...)
JW: Alright, Sherlock, I'm here. Get your things... whatever they are. And please tell me that you've saved some of that cake for me!
SH: Yes, right. Saved some cake...
JW: I'm eating dinner with Sarah. Hack my computer and update your website or something.
SH: But I have not had any good cases in a while and thus am bored... Hope you don't need your pillow.
JW: What have you done this time?
(...)
SH: I'm behind bars. Scotland Yard got a bit jumpy and so when I came on the scene... Bring a cake with a metal file.
JW: Are you serious? How is it you still have your phone? Cake? Not pie with a laser or a crumpet with a lock pick? What flavor would you prefer?
SH: Chocolate, though if you could find a laser I'd prefer that. And I told them I would rather text than have my phone call.
JW: And they let you? I'll bring chocolate but I can't guarantee the laser.
SH: Good. Surprisingly they did. I was joking when I said it too.
JW: Some people can't distinguish sarcasm from seriousness. What about Lestrade? Can't he do anything to get you out of there?
SH: He's not here. Across the city I think.
JW: No one has bothered to let him know? Are Donovan and/or Anderson behind this?
SH: Yes. Hurry up. The cell is annoying and people here don't know what sanitary means.
JW: Fine. I'll call Lestrade and get a taxi. I'll need to get the cake and tools first. And you never answered my question- what did you do to my pillow?
SH: It's been pumped full of lead, sleeping with the fishes, tamed, and other euphemisms for overall dead.
JW: Dear God? For what purpose?
SH: I was bored. Plus, it was research for gun residue...
JW: I'm at Tesco. Do you want a cake with one, two, or three layers?
SH: Any is fine- or rather, whichever is easiest to hide the shovel/file/laser/spoon.
JW: Three-layer it is then. Strangely- and thankfully- it's the cheapest. I'm getting in line. I'll text you when I'm on my way. You're being held at the station?
SH: Yes. That is odd the cake thing.
JW: I hope it tastes good. I think that it isn't fresh so they marked it down. Lestrade's on his way. I'm coming up the machine. Hope there isn't another row.
SH: I would rather have coffee actually. ?**.322 64!5 49*?4 1!h haven't slept in a while. 4(
JW: Coffee not tea? Half your text was in symbols and numbers. If this is a code or cipher I don't have the solution.
SH: Sorry- wrong button. I meant: I haven't slept for about three days. Moriarity and all. So yes, coffee. Espresso. Triple shot.
JW: Got it. Cake. File. Coffee. I'm getting in the cab now. The register was broken and my card declined- again so I had to sort things out at customer service. I'll get your coffee. See you soon.
SH: Imbeciles!
JW: At Tesco or the police station? I'm at Belladonna's Brews but the line is rather long. Would you have me wait here or go someplace else?
SH: Wherever they referred you to customer service.
JW: Tesco then. I'm still at Belladonna's. The line has barely moved but perhaps Alin might let me into the kitchen to make you something myself.
SH: Wait, what are you there for again, coffee?
JW: Yes coffee.
SH: Good. I'm dying.
JW: Alin let me in the kitchen but seemed loath to do so. I'm sure it was only loyalty to Ash... *Ahem.* Triple shot espresso?
SH: Yes. I'm dying!
JW: I'm on my way. Alin sends her regards- and one of those pastries you mentioned pairs quite well with coffee.
SH: What pastry? A scone? Vanilla I hope.
JW: Yes the very same. Alin's special recipe.
SH: Those were good. Hurry, the cells are getting cold. And I might be falling asleep. Still no sign of Lestrade. Come if inconvenient.
JW: I'm on my way.
SH: Finally! You take forever.
JW: Alin made me make some coffee for some customers.
SH: Lovely, hurry up.
JW: The cab is going as quickly as it can in this blasted traffic!
SH: Traffic, now?
JW: There's been a crash, it seems.
SH: Of all nights! Though that might explain Lestrade's absence.
JW: I just called him, and he indeed is.
SH: Dull...
JW: I got out of the cab and am walking there. I'm four blocks away.
SH: Four blocks? That is annoying. I'm hungry. And tired.
JW: What are you, a three-year-old?
SH: I've heard that before somewhere. But no. I am 30 not 3.
JW. That's because I've asked you this before- on NUMEROUS occasions. So have Lestrade and probably Mycroft, too. Here's the DI now. We're 2 blocks away
SH: Alright. You are slow. Has anyone told you that?
JW: Yes. YOU. Besides, pedestrian traffic is high because of the accident.
SH: Bored! Bored, bored, bored, bored!
JW: We're almost there. Lestrade is going ahead of me because it seems a pregnant lady has fallen and injured herself. I shall come when I've ascertained that she's fine.
SH: What are the chances. Really. What else could possibly detain you now? Because it probably will at this rate.
JW: Everything's gone wrong indeed. And there's more. She's giving birth. I'm staying with her until the ambulance comes. Did I say that I sent the food with Lestrade?
SH: No you did not- oh, I see him now anyway.
JW: Please tell me that he's letting you out, and I can just meet you at home.
SH: No. Currently he's laughing a bit. Gave me my coffee and the cake, though. There is a 95 per-cent chance he'll leave me here until you come, by the way things are looking.
JW: Truly? After I begged him to let you out! Is he trying to drive me mad? I may have to deliver the baby- traffic has blocked the street off. This may take awhile.
SH: Ugh! Who births a baby in the middle of the sidewalk? And I'm bored! Hurry up, you take forever.
JW: She had no choice! She wants this over as much as you do- I'll come when I can. Try entertaining yourself for once!
SH: How is it in your mind? To not be me? Must be entertaining, everything stimulating your brain to the degree of having your complete, uninterrupted attention. How dreadfully dull.
JW: Shut up!
SH: Night. See you later. I would rather have my nicotine patches though...
JW: Okay. Good night.
SH: I'm bored. I think I'll sleep now. Good night, see you later. Come soon.
JW: Your better off without them. Now GO TO SLEEP!
SH: You mean 'you're,' not 'your' in this case. And I would, if you didn't keep waking me up.
SH: And I would sleep if you didn't interrupt me! Do previously sent texts mean nothing to you or do you wipe the slate clean after you send a reply?
JW: You know 'what'? I believe you left out a word. And you keep texting me.
SH: Yes, but it seems that as soon as you send that immediate reply you forget the whole subject of the conversation and when I refer back to said subject you don't get it and thus a new, and increasingly long, explanation-message must then be then typed and sent.
JW: Your texts seems to demand a reply so I reply!
SH: Good night, truly this time. I've just been thrown a pillow and blanket and so- good night I say, good night, good night until it be morrow.
JW: Good night. The young woman has just been sent to the hospital. Do you want me to come get you?
SH: Sure. It would be hateful to wake up with a crick in my neck and back because of these very low-rate beds here at the station.
JW: I'm on my way. Why didn't you use the file? Did Lestrade take it out? I didn't tell him about it.
SH: No, it was there. I just got bored with it.
JW: I see... why am I not surprised?
SH: Because I'm tired. That's why!
JW: I'm coming in the station. I'll be there in a few minutes.
SH: Finally. You are one of the slowest people I know. Did you know that? Even slower then Mycroft.
JW: THAN Mycroft, Sherlock. Surely you of all people would know this. And I'm almost there! I had to talk with the officers first, show them my ID... which I had conveniently forgotten so then I had to call in Lestrade from upstairs to confirm I really am John Watson.
SH: Surely me of all people. I'm tired. I said as much before. The fact that you are still not here means you are still, slower than he is. Are you really so incompetent?
JW: I was on a date with Sarah, and then you suddenly text saying you're in prison. I was flustered. I've already asked her to drop my ID back at Baker Street. Don't even ask how I forgot it at her place.
(...)
JW: Alright, Sherlock, I'm here. Get your things... whatever they are. And please tell me that you've saved some of that cake for me!
SH: Yes, right. Saved some cake...
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The nightmares had certainly woken him up, screaming into his pillow for soldiers lost, but there was something that was keeping him from drifting off again.
From his little room upstairs, John woke to hear the sounds of Sherlock stirring in his sleep. He sat on the edge of his bed, head in his hands, just for a few seconds so that he could slowly wake up before investigating further.
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I had never seen John so scared, so angry, so out of control. It frightened me. He was always calm, held himself back, always in control. But he wasn't as I watched him. He breathed rapidly and shallow, I could practically see his heart pounding away in his chest. He was scared stiff by what he had seen, even if it wasn't real.
"Okay John, you need to calm down," I soothed.
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S: Hello John
J: Hello Sherlock. How are you?
S: I'm fine, how are you?
J: Well thanks for asking Sherlock, I can't believe you did! My day at the doctor's office was slow and dull.
S: Fantastic!
J: I know right?
S: Want to go solve some crime now?
J: I'd love too!
"Um, John, what are you doing?"
"What? Oh, nothing
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"No you're not, you've got socks on your hands
What are you doing?
"Alright I admit it Sherlock I was playing with sock puppets! Get off my case alright!!!"
John storms out of the room towards his bedroom embarrassed/annoyed/angry, and Sherlock is left stunned. Sherlock sits down and picks up one the socks
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My very favourite, this was Bleeding Crimson's and my second texting fic. It took four hours to text this back and forth to each other. XD
Enjoy!
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P.S. In case any of you are wondering, "Where's Mycroft?" we believe that he knew it would be alright and wanted to watch to see how long his poor brother had to be stuck in there.
Enjoy!
Here are the rest:
1. [link]
2. [link]
Interlude: [link]
3. [link]
P.S. In case any of you are wondering, "Where's Mycroft?" we believe that he knew it would be alright and wanted to watch to see how long his poor brother had to be stuck in there.
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Shovel/file/laser/spoon. Oh, that's lovely! xD