Two Truths and a Lie 1

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!
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Itachi walked down the busy halls of Akatsuki high, dodging some chatting groups and ignored the whispering girls. Sometime it was all to much for the weasel. Why didn't they coodle and strip other guy's with their eyes like they do him? He had already told them multiple times he was gay, he even went so far as to make out with a guy just so they could get off his back. But, as he had found out, it isn't so easy trying to get rid of a fan girl. Or fan club, in Itachi's case.

The dark haired man sighed as he arrived at his destination, slowly spinning the black knob to the right, then left, then right again. After hearing the satisfying click he neatly piled his textbooks in the metalic locker and shut the lid, latching the combination lock back on to be decoded another day. Itachi shouldered his bag and began to walk out when a flash of blue caught his eye.

A wild blue haired man that went by the name of Kisame Hoshigaki jogged by to his fellow football players, flapping his gums about some game or another. Ah Kisame, the peak of perfection in Itachi's eyes. He was roughly five and a half feet tall with navy blue hair chopped hastily into a style that almost resembled a shark's fin, a muscular frame adorned with very pale skin that looked blue in the right kind of light. The weasel felt his heart do flips as Kisame talked in his soft toned voice, relishing in the way his words twirling around his ears. Itachi felt his face go red as the admired man looked his way.

Kisame chuckled softly and waved to his team before walking away from them heading towards Itachi. The weasel, unknowing to him, was very attractive indeed. Flowing ink black hair that never had a white flake or untrained strand was tied back into a comfortable ponytail while his bangs framed his ivory white face with twin pools of onyx staring at him. His body was smooth and almost curvy, but at the same time the man held himself with such pride and grace that bottom did not suite him. He was a commander, a front lines man, and the kind Kisame was looking for.

Itachi felt his cheeks heat up more as he looked down slightly at the man before him, one thought running through his head.

'Sexy...'

"Hey Kisame-san." He said softly, watching as the blue man seemed to stand a little straighter at the way Itachi said his name.

"Hey Itachi...I..." And at this point ladies and gentlemen, Kisame drew a blank. What was he suppose to say? 'Hey I saw you staring at me a while ago, and honestly it turned me on, wanna go out?' What would he say to that?! Not to mention the ugly expression that was sure to cross this handsome man's face whens uch language was uttered in his presence!

Itachi chuckled as he watched Kisame's inner turmoil. "Sorry. I guess I was caught staring, hn?" He smiled as the man's cheeks went from that fascinating blue to a rather interesting shade of purple.

"Y-Ya... I just wante to ask....I mean if you aren't busy....Um I mean...." Kisame was loosing confidence fast. Itachi had to act now or never!

"Would you do me the honor and go out with me?" Itachi smiled at Kisame. The shark about died as the words fell from those pale pink lips.

"O-Of course!! I-I mean...screw it, ya! I would love to!" He beamed his signature sharp teeth, pulling a small chuckled from the slightly taller man.

"Alrighty then. How about dinner this weekend then? My treat~" The weasel smiled again and leaned towards the football player placing a kiss on his cheek and turns his heels walking away, glancing back over his shoulder at his now boyfriend.

Kisame was frozen in place as his cheeks burned and practically glowed purple, a wide smile splitting his face as he turned and walked off to his car. Did that just happen or was it all a sweet hallucination? Either way Kisame didn't care.

He had a boyfriend!
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So~? What do you think so far? Good? Bad? Ugly? I love to hear your opinion my dear reader~! But of course you dont have to, I wont hold the theoretical gun to your head XD I will update as soon as possible, this is definately going to be a long story, so stay tuned!