MS Paint - Realme

Some people on this site have said that I look good. Some have even called me "handsome" based on a hastily drawn picture based on an overexposed photograph. But the truth is that the picture is so undetailed that the ugly details are left missing. And I suspect that's the reason for the flattering comments. I mean, nobody who has seen the real me has had anything nice to say. Or, at least I've never heard them say anything.

So whenever you want to increase the detail on a picture about you, make sure that you want people to see all the unpolished corners of you. All the wrinkles, scars, under-eye bags, inflamed zits, blackheads and skull deformations. So here's the gritty reality of what I really look like. Oh, also, when I punch people, they get cuts instead of bruises, if you know what I mean.

Issues of appearance mediocrity and self-esteem aside, what do you think of my attempts at original ambigrams? The larger one is supposed to spell my name. Making two 'k's look like a 'u' was easy, but making two 'a's look like an 'S' is next to impossible. It probably took me 4 hours to make one letter. "Plutonia" was incredibly easy, although the inverted 'p' doesn't look as much like an 'a' as I would have liked.

Too few people who whine about themselves are criticized about it and brought back to the reality that no one cares, not should they care. That's why emos exist. Please tell me to go fuck myself if you want. I welcome that which they fear.

Obviously all of this is a joke. I'm not ugly. I'm more like... "meh.". And I wanted to show it more clearly this time.