neurotype-on-discord

So what?
So go and watch them?

Er, why should I?
Because CVs are the strongest link between you (as a member of the lit community) and the dA staff/site-wide volunteers.
Because CVs post literature news.
Because CVs help run or promote many of the projects, competitions, and groups in the literature community.
Because CVs pick DDs.
Because CVs are nice people!

So I should just watch them?
Yeah.

That’s it? Nothing else?
Oh, you can definitely do more. How about you go and...
introduce yourself on their latest journal post?
have a look at the projects or news articles they’re pimping?
suggest a Daily Deviation? (If you don’t know what to suggest, look in your favourites.)
read and critique their latest deviation?

Interview: Meet the circus!

I had arranged to meet the mysterious pair in a caravan ‘plum of hue and spangled with stars’. But when I arrived, three performing zebras had o’erleapt their stable door, a dinosaur had got out of her cage, and the whole circusy gamut was preoccupied rounding up the wayward beasts. The monkey sat on the caravan steps clutching a coconut. I joined him, held the reigns of the third striped steed as it finally submitted to the whip. The other animals safely stowed, we closeted ourselves in the plum caravan; the tiger made tea. I got straight to business:

Should deviants be scared of you?

ikazon:  Nah, I'm about as terrifying as a pillow.
BeccaJS: I only roar and growl for attention. People see a Tiger and run, when most of the time I just want someone to talk to!

Do you scorn communication with the common people?

BeccaJS: Oh please, I only accept the Queen’s English darling! But give me a bit of attention and I may give some back
ikazon: I read that as "Do you scone communication", and yes, I would be delighted to have a scone.

If an unknown deviant dares speak to you, will you bite their heads off?

ikazon:  Not the head, of course not! Maybe an ear a la Mike Tyson, but not the entire head. That's a mouthful!
BeccaJS: I may nibble a little if I am hungry or grumpy (usually grumpy because I am hungry).

Are you the two most wise and talented writers on deviantArt?

BeccaJS: I heard apocathary wrote sometimes... but that could be a lie.
ikazon:  As far as talent goes  

Why should lowly deviants watch you, who are so vastly high?

BeccaJS: Because I am only 5"4 and need to compensate my stature over the internet.
ikazon:  I've got scones! 8D

If a writer has begun a new literature project, should they avoid telling you for fear of your contempt?

BeccaJS: Totally, I may steal their ideas and take all the credit. Or worse, pass them to someone else and still take all the credit.
ikazon:  Seriously, no, if you've got a project, lemme know and I'll promote the heck out of it. :3