Presumed Dead--- Halloween PART 1, aka "Chapter 8"

It was Anna's favorite day of the year.  All Hallows' Eve.  The day witches could go around being themselves and doing stuff they loved, ghosts and zombies could walk around and prank people, and the school she just transferred to would have a midnight party.  She put on her favorite bra, her black silk robes, her coolest triangle-shaped hat, she looked at her favorite book, muttered one of its inscriptions - kokan-corpora - and put the book in her blue backpack.  She then ate her cereal and left for school.

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Klaus woke up with the weirdest feeling in the world.  He felt like he had just been flung into a wall.  He then sat up and opened his eyes, only to find he was wearing Black's pajamas.  That bastard, he thought to himself.  He must think it's pretty funny to interchange clothes with me...

He stood up to change into the cosplay he was going to wear for Halloween: his favorite Soul Eater character, Black☆Star. He looked at his right shoulder to see how his scar was faring... but it wasn't there.  Instead, there was the rather muscular and pale arm that belonged to Humbert.  He shouted in horror and ran to the mirror in his bathroom, and there it was, Humbert's body and face.  As he screamed, a second scream joined his, this time in Klaus's previous voice.

The body Klaus remembered as his suddenly came through the bathroom door, screaming, "KLAUS!  GIVE ME MY SEXY BODY BACK!!!"
"Wha-?  Humbert?!" Klaus just couldn't believe it.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS TIME, KLAUS?!" Humbert (in Klaus's body and voice) said, with an anguished face.
"HEY!  I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'!"
"THEN HOW THE HELL ARE WE SWITCHED?!"

After ten minutes of petty bickering over how and why they switched bodies, and of how and what to do during school that day, Vakama finally woke up and entered the bathroom, holding a bottle of hair bleach in his hand.

He looked at Humbert and Klaus with both his eyes open, and asked, "What the heck is wrong with you guys?"
Klaus (in Humbert's body) answered, "Whaddaya mean, what's wrong with us?! Look at us, Vakama!"
Vakama closed his left eye to be able to see with his Demon Eye, and saw Humbert and Klaus's souls.  He screamed in horror, "What?! How? Why?!"
"Yeah, we kida figured you'd say that," the messy-haired twin (Humbert) replied.  "Now, d'you know how to change us back?"
"B-but," Vakama stammered.  "But 'tis impossible!  I can't do that!"
"Ohh...  Fine, Vakama," the black-eyed brother (Klaus) sighed, exasperated.  "We'll just live this day like we'd do any other...  Now, Black," he turned to his former body, "You said you were gonna dress up as Death the Kid.  Where's the costume?"
"It's in a bag under the bed," Humbert answered.  "I see you were about to dress up as Black☆Star...  So gimme that."

Humbert and Klaus (each in the other's body) dressed up as the other one was planning to dress up as, except Klaus (now dressed as Death the Kid - Sanzu lines and all) put on his glasses to make sure everyone could tell it was him.  After they had breakfast and explained the current situation to Violet, hey left for school.

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Silver was laughing like crazy.  He was actually laughing so hard he woke Sonic and Shadow up, both of which were not so happy to see the future hedgehog so amused.

"Wassup, Silver?" Sonic asked with a yawn.  "What's so funny?"
"Obviously," Shadow said, "he's seen something that will seem more amusing when Humberto and Klaus tell us later in the day..."
Silver dropped to the floor, laughing maniacally.  His eyes were letting out tears of amusement.  He finally managed to control himself just enough to say, "She really did switch 'em," and then he started rolling on the floor.
"Who switched what?" Rouge joined the trio.  'What's goin' on, guys?"
"Apparently," answered the black hedgehog, "somebody switched Humbert and Klaus's bodies."
"Ouch," the white bat answered.  "How in the world could that have happened?"
"I'll tell  you this," Silver finally got ahold of himself.  "By the time Black and Klaus return, Anna'll probably have switched them back..."

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As the family entered the school, they parted ways, Vakama meeting up with Gray and Snow, Violet going with other seniors, and Black (Klaus) and Klaus (Black) greeting White with a hug each.  Today, White was wearing a long black dress with lots of folds and a few white ribbons - in other words, the Pokémon Gothitelle sans hairstyle.

"So, wassup?" greeted Klaus (Black).
"I dunno, Klaus," White didn't feel like talking, much.  "Happy Halloween."
"I didn't say 'hi' to you, White," Black (Klaus) said, a bit put out.
"Well, now you did, Black," White looked pretty annoyed.  "Why're you wearing Klaus's glasses?"
"Because I am Klaus!"
"Yeah, sure," White didn't believe it.
"KLAUS!" Anna joined the trio, hugging Klaus (Humbert).

Humbert was enjoying himself.  Anna's arms were wrapped up around him, and they were caressing and loving and strong.  Her breasts were pressing against his back, and they couldn't feel any more comfortable, so he turned around and hugged her back.  his twin brother cleared his throat.

"Anna," the twin with the glasses said, "aren't you gonna greet me?"
"Oh, hi, Black," Anna said, not noticing the change of souls.
"I'm NOT Black!"
"Yeah," Klaus (Humbert) said.  "And I'm not Klaus, either."
"WHAT?" White and Anna shouted in unison, both girls with startled expressions.
Anna seemed to realize something, and said, "Oh, my gosh!  I'm so sorry guys!"
Klaus (Humbert) was patient enough to answer, "Ah, don't worry.  It already happens to us because we're twins--"
"No, no, no," Anna decided to correct Black.  "I didn't mean that, boys!  Y'see, I did this to you guys... I'm a witch!"

The bell rang, meaning Humbert (Klaus), Klaus (Black), Anna, and White all had Spanish class.  The twins and White were staring at Anna as they all took their seats in the back row of the classroom.

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Rouge's favorite time of the day: harassing Shadow.  The black hedgehog was already annoyed at Rouge's constant attempts at having a friendly chat, but now he was on the verge of screaming in anger.

"Why're you following me, Rouge?" he finally decided to talk.
"Because, handsome," the attractive white bat answered, "you're a guy and I'm a girl."
"You're getting worse than Amy."
"EXCUSE ME?!" Shadow finally achieved his goal: to get Rouge angry.  The next step would be to anger her further into making her leave him alone for once.  "I am NOT as bad as Amy--"
"You're getting pretty obsessive over me," Shadow let out a small, evil chuckle.
"I just wanna spend some time with you!" Rouge's voice was quavering a little, and there were tears choked back in her eyes.  "What is it with you that you have to be such an angsty loner?!"
"Did you say 'angsty'?!" the anger ball was going between Shadow and Rouge like a tennis match.  "Well, excuuuuuuuusssssssseeee me, princess! </sarcasm>"
"Yes, you should call me a princess!"
"I was being sarcastic!!"

Suddenly, Rouge's body leaped forward into Shadow's (angry) open arms and almost looked like she just hugged him.  Shadow, surprised, held her as they both fell to the floor, apparently embracing each other.  Wondering what had happened there, Shadow tried to stand up, only to find he was completely locked to the floor with Rouge, who wasn't making the tiniest effort to move.

"Uhhh... move, Rouge," Shadow tried to take the bat off of himself, blushing at the feeling of her body having contact with his.
"Awwww, Shadow," Rouge moaned a bit, seemingly enjoying this funny feeling of being pushed into her closest friend, "can't we stay here a bit?  I really think we should stay here..."
"This isn't you, Rouge," Shadow realized.  "SILVER!! GET OUT OF HER HEAD!!"
"Well, that was fast," Rouge said, and then she fainted on top of Shadow.
Silver came from the hallway, a wide grin on his face.  "How did you realize it was me?"
"Last time Rouge wanted to sleep with me," Shadow answered with a scowl, "she had me in her room.  She knows people don't have sex publicly."
"Oops!  Forgot that," the future hedgehog laughed loudly.
"What does my sexual life have that interests you so much, anyway?"
"Mm, nothing..." Silver lied.  He knew something about Shadow and Rouge being together that was crucial to S████████████h.
"Then leave us alone!" Shadow roared, causing Rouge to wake up in his arms.
"Well, fine," Silver snapped back.  He added, "Have fun together, guys!" before he left the house.
"What the heck just happened?" Rouge asked as she noticed the blank space in her memory  between her argument with Shadow and the present.
"Silver," Shadow glared at the point where Silver left, contemplative.  "He seems to have the ability to possess minds, now..."

Rouge looked at Shadow almost endearingly, but Shadow never looked back.  Knowing it was going to be an impossible task, she stopped trying to flirt with Shadow and got off of him.  Shadow thanked her for that last action and stood up, his eyes finally meeting hers.  Her stare was intriguing and persuasive, but Shadow repelled all feelings he could have for her at that moment.

"Some other time, then," Shadow said as he left Humbert and Klaus's house, looking back at Rouge.

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Recess.  Humbert (Klaus) sat in a bench next to Anna, looking rather sad.  He looked at the girl, who was looking back at him.  The boy decided to let his questions ask themselves.

"So, you can't do anything to get us back to normal?" he looked worried.
"No," Anna was choking back tears, for she knew it was her fault that the boy she liked had accidentally switched places with his twin brother.  She let out a sob and started crying.
"Hey," Klaus hated whenever people cried, but Anna's case was... special.  He wrapped Humbert's arms around her, demonstrating he supported her.  Anna was very soft, even for a girl.  Was this possibly because she had some kind of magic that made her feel like that?  Or maybe because his arms were holding her (large) breasts alongside the rest of her...?

Anna blushed inside Humbert's arms and understood how the black-eyed twin could be such a successful manwhore: his grip was strong, supportive, relishing even.  She felt very comfortable in Black's (Klaus's) hold, to the point of returning it.  As they held each other, a loud roar and a thunderbolt came from above to the point where Klaus and Anna would've been had Klaus not pushed himself and Anna to the side.  An enormous black dragon with an electric turbine as a tail landed in the middle of the school grounds, letting another loud roar.

To be continued...