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- " ... Naara and Garuto ... Wait, NOOO!" - randomlypsycho

- "That has got to be the best FMA fan fart ... CRAP!!!" - BlackandWhiteDragons

- "All fire breaths dragons" - Me... (shut up...)

- "Of course Winwy ... I mean Winwy ... oh dammit!" -Me again... (I said SHUT UP!!!)

- "What? Every time you get a new caterpillar, you drop water on it and eat it?" - my friend Sarah

- "I lost my Lost Thing sheets! MY LOST THING SHEETS ARE LOST!! ... Oh no. I found them. I thought I lost my lost thing sheets but I found them :P" me :P

- "You don't need to stay if you don't need to go" - my mum, talking about staying at the bathrooms after I showed her where they were...

- "That vacuum cleaner sucks so much it sucks..." - me, while half asleep

- "And there was heaps of fire in Gluttony's stomach because of Mustang's clicky thingy." - randomlypsycho

- "Mum's meeting me near the roundabout-y thing" me to BlackandWhiteDragons

- "Lets-a-go! Stupid Mario Jump!" - BlackandWhiteDragons

- "Hmm ... what should we do with all of this Milo?"
"Well, there's this strange hatch in your face, you could it in there..." - Me and BlackandWhiteDragons in that order

- "Is the sound desk going to be covered for the actual productions? That would mean that we wouldn't have to see your ugly faces"
"Sorry, but we need to watch the play so we know when the sound cues have to be, which means we HAVE to see your ugly faces" - a smartarse actor and me, in that order. It was a pretty good comeback seeing as I was resetting all the faders on the sound desk at the same time...

- "No"
"No?"
"No"
"Why no?... Wino!" - myprrrecious and me in that order

- "You could have 'Crazy Frog' on the back of your year 12 jumper. I always imagine you as a crazy frog... no wait... it's got to be more intellectual. You're a mentally unhinged amphibian" - her-name-is-silence

- "I think I'll have to wear my gownless evening strap... wait... what??" - My mother

- "Oh, Hellen's not on the register anymore."
"No, she isn't. Wait, WHAT THE HELL?" - BlackandWhiteDragons and our Sports Teacher in that order

- "What? Are you expecting Voldemort to jump out from behind a curtain and yell 'BOO!'?" - BlackandWhiteDragons

- "For 'the martyr', you could make it some religious guy going 'WOOHOO!'" - BlackandWhiteDragons

- "Wait... what are strobe lights?" "They're the lights that go flashflashflashflashflashflashflashflash." - BlackandWhiteDragons and me in that order

- "You have to not have the whale flat against the wind. Wait... whale? What? SAIL!!!" - my dad

- "Ow, ow OW ow... wow" - me, while juggling my laptop between my left hand and my right hand, which was injured.

- "Screw you, Austria" - BlackandWhiteDragons pretending to be Italy from Hetalia

- "Traditional Chinese method: China take all. You go home now" "But I CAN'T go home!!! CHINA TOOK MY HOUSE!!!" - China (Hetalia) and BWD in that order

- "Oh no Yukio has been posessed by Satan! YAY~~" - BWD

- "waitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwaitwait *gasps* thank you" - BWD

- "BE CAREFUL!!!! I'm gonna wrap you in bubble-wrap then put you in a cloud and then put you in a marshmallow and then put that in something else squishy!!" - randomlypsycho to me

- "OMG WHY DID YOU PRESS ALL THE BUTTONS????" "Well, the simple matter of fact is... I like buttons. They do stuff" - My friend ~iamrichardbrook's mum and him in that order

- "I'm going to lie of daughter.... DIE of LAUGHTER. I TOLD YOU my mind was still mucked..." - randomlypsycho

- "It's almost ready for you to get time for choir" - my mum

- "I'll hit you on the head with my Rocket Science Sandwiches!!" - BlackandWhiteDragons

- "I must be smart or I am dumb" - BlackandWhiteDragons

- "Why aren't I in your Epic Quotes Corner?" "Because all your quotes have something to do with MLP" "I can think of epic quotes!!! Um..." - Moonyrox and me in that order

- "Why are you pointing me?" "I'm not pointing at you" "Then what ARE you pointing at?" "I'm pointing at your aura" "My AURA?" "It's purple." - myprrrecious and Moonyrox in that order
This is the amazing Epic Quotes Corner that used to reside on my main profile.

Yes it is awesome.
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are you for real?