Tao Menu Options

This is my entry for the restaurant menu. Granted, they are not in color, but to me, I liked how they turned out. Hopefully some of them will be selected.

Luvdisc chocolate cake- Rich, dark chocolate cake that requires two people, who should be in love with each other, to bite at each end at the same time. Otherwise, if only one bites into it or the couple is out of sync, the cake turns stale and brittle. Usually ends with a kiss.

Sappy Bulbas- A special 'living' plant container that, with water and sunlight, constantly replenishes a steady supply of syrupy sap that makes all bug types go bug eyed with delight.

Electrolytes sports drink- Those who drink it normally get a jolt of energy and adrenaline, not only from the drink, but the antennae depending on if you're a electric type. Has no effect on ground or steel types.

Rocky bucket- Although it may seem like a bunch of rocks, there's usually a nugget of gold at the bottom, and sprinkled with fresh dirt. Perfect for ground and rock types, and helps with getting rid of all the unwanted dead earth around Tao Ranch.

Musical potatobeak- No one knows how, but if you stab the potato, it lets out a comforting melody of sorts, like a teapot blowing out steam. Usually has cheese or butter inside.

Scrap iron nachos and oily cheese- Fresh from Steel City, this treat is a delicacy for steel and fire types that want a light, yet crunchy snack. Warning, do not melt the cheese.

PK Cake- To show our appreciation for our exalted leader, this special exported marble pound cake is unique due to it's ability to change colors if you touch it, namely, it changes due to your mood. The frosting is also not half bad.

Honey Seedot Pot- Oh bother...this yummy treat carries about a liter of processed honey that you can either eat, or smear on trees to attract bug or plant types. Just be sure to keep it from Ursaring, the smell makes them unbearably friendly!

Miror B. Waterhole- This special container of water carries up to 3 liters of water and has fountain capabilities. However, it has a tape-recording of horribly sung songs attached to the top of the hat, it's removable though.

Scale Riceball- A special riceball seasoned with sea salt and a tangy aftertaste, with a Milotic tail 'umbrella' attached. Perfect for a quick snack on the go.

Pecha Ivory Horn- Sometimes Rhyhorns tend to break their horns and hand them to us, in which they take a few months to grow a new one. We decorate them and turn them into a jar to fill with Pecha Berry Jam, yum!

Flaafy Cotton Candy- So pink and fluffy that you'd need three 'horns' to carry it, as the sugar levels will electrify and excite you to a higher level of hyperness. However, do not put it out in the rain or you will be covered in the sticky fuzz for quite some time.

Bubbly Azu Cola- Used sometimes as a way to prevent headaches and stomachaches, this bubbly drink will relax you of tensions. Comes with nevermeltice cubes.

Roasted Sunflora Seeds

Molten Mountain Rock- You need to be a Larvitar of appropriate age to order this special food, as it's of unlimited supply, but it closes off the second you evolve.

Molted Crawdaunt Claw- Non-meated claws that you can break open with a special device, to obtain the deliciously fresh tofu within. The crawdaunts themselves say that

'Root' Beer Jug- Another bubbly drink that have given many plant-types a run for their money, especially when combined with ice cream. You can even keep the mug as a souvenir, and get a free drink if you come back with it.

Burmy Breadsticks- A must-have for flying types who love bread, but dislike eating bugs. Well-roasted with seasonal flavor. Comes with breadcrumbs, cherry petals or salad on top. Option of having it stuffed with butter or jam is possible.