Steampunk Time Machine Keys

As I was going through my lab looking for a hamdinger for my thompson rod conversion unit, I came upon a drawer full of old keys that I had kept despite their uselessness. Among them were several old Time Machine Keys that I had kept for sentimental reasons.(All Morlocks aside)

The time machines themselves were made in China and fell apart way too quickly for any productive time-traveling. That should teach me to buy American. Or, at least Swiss.

But I digress...

The keys are over 6 inches long, iron, and have glowing geometric globes at their tips that glow in single or multiple color combinations.

I will be listing them on either Ebay or ETSY soon.

On a more disappointing note, I never found the hamdingers.