Why is Spike awesome

Say what you will but this kid can go places !

Dear Princess Celestia

You better give me a position of power in your government , pretty please , or I'll start pillaging ,peculating, pilfering, pillage, pinching, plundering, ransacking , sacking , snitching, swindling, swiping, anything in sight to grow up to tremenduously titanic size and power

PS : I will spare Rarity's house though cuz ...well she's cool ...
PPS : And tell Twilight to tel me cook the owl for my snack , I have fangs and I can eat gems , sweets and flesh for a healthy growth .
PPPS : Make cigarettes free for me ! Only me ! I don't want to plunder the economy . And I read the thesaurus