One Sentence Stories About My Life

Because some stories are best when told in one sentence.

DISCLAIMER: Absolutely all of this is factually accurate.

-That jacket in my closet that I stole from a drug dealer in Paris, France.

-That one time I was in therapy in Taipei and ended up burning my problems in effigy in the bathtub.

-Left my home to move to a different state on account of a girl it didn't work out with.

-So the whole reason I was in all three runs of that play was because I had a chemical suit on opening night.

-Made smores over a pile of melon-scented tea lights in the middle of a D.C. office complex at one in the morning.

-Kept a cut rose alive through a week and a plane ride to present to the one I loved.

-Plastered school with psudo-soviet mockeries of the local placement test.

-My night: Wine, awesome lesbian friend, MST3k, sweet music, hopping a ride on a freight train.

-Got personally handed the business cards of a roomful of African dignitaries.

-Co-directed the one-man-show of Hugh Hefner's estranged second cousin.

-A shotgun bit me in the hills of Colorado.

-Drove to another city at two in the morning because why not.

Now it's your turn!
Some people who I wanna hear some stories from:

And everyone else! I'm sure you all have some interesting things to tell!

Note: This isn't a chain thing. Don't bother tagging other people unless you wanna.