Gentleman Entry

For a contest being held by Ry-Spirit.

Information can be found here: [link]

This is my entry and It was either this or something else but don't want to give you any ideas if you want to enter XD

It's 1:15 in the morning right now so might go back and fix this.

EDIT: Someone made a good point, a True Gentleman can simply walk into Mordor, control the one ring, Backslap Sauron across the face (Yes the face) and kill the thralls all before tea time with the elves. Ah them beautiful fruity elves.