I should be in jail

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I think I did this once before but left a lot out.. (And oh yus if your just a random person seeing this, don't worry, this is a RP account lol.)





[x] smoked
[x] consumed alcohol.
[x] slept in the same bed with somebody of the opposite sex.
[x] slept in the same bed with somebody of the same sex.
[x] kissed somebody of the same sex.
[x] had sex.
[x] had somebody in your room other than family.
[x ] watched porn.
[x] bought porn.
[x] tried drugs.

TOTAL: 10

[x] taken painkillers.
[x] taken somebody else's prescription medicine.
[x] lied to your parents.
[x] lied to a friend.
[x] snuck out of the house.
[x] done something illegal.
[x] felt hurt.
[x] hurt somebody.
[x] wished somebody to die.
[x] seen somebody die.

TOTAL: 20

[x] missed curfew.  
[x] stayed out all night.
[ ] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself.
[x] been to a therapist.
[x] received a ticket.
[ ] been to rehab
[ ] dyed your hair.
[x] been in an accident.
[ ] been to a club.
[x] been to a bar.

TOTAL: 26

[ ]been to a wild party.
[ ] been to a Mardi Gras parade.
[x] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night.
[ ] had a spring break in Florida.
[x] sniffed anything
[ ]wore black nail polish
[ ]wore arm bands.
[ ]wore t-shirts with band names.
[ ] listened to rap.  
[ ] owned a 50 Cent CD.

TOTAL: 28


[ ] dressed gothic.
[ ] dressed girly.
[ ] dressed punk.
[ ] dressed grunge.
[x] stole something.
[x] been too drunk to remember anything.
[x] blacked out.
[x] fainted.
[ ] had a crush on a neighbor.

TOTAL: 32

[x] had a crush on a friend.  
[ ] been to a concert.
[x]    dry-humped somebody. (Ehhhh....)
[ ] been called a slut.
[x] called somebody a slut
[ ] installed speakers in your car.
[x] broken a mirror.
[x] showered at somebody of the opposite sex
[x] brushed your teeth with somebody else's toothbrush.

TOTAL: 37

[ ] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper.
[ ]seen an R-rated movie in theater. (I never waisted my money on Cybertron on shit like that.)
[ ] cruised the mall.
[x] skipped school. (One of Lunnar's lessons?)
[x] had surgery.
[x] had an injury.
[x] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping.
[x] gone to court.
[xxxxxxxx] caught something on fire.
[x] lied about your age.

TOTAL: 43

[x] owned/rented an apartment/house.
[x] broke the law in the police's presence.
[x] made out with somebody who had a gf/bf. (Nighty'... Eahaha.)
[x] got in trouble with the police.
[x] talked to a stranger.
[x] hugged a stranger. (Drunk.)
[x] kissed a stranger. (Also drunk..)
[x] rode in the car with a stranger.
[x] been harassed
[x] been verbally harassed.

TOTAL: 53

[ ] met face-to-face with somebody you met online.
[x] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight.
[x] watched TV for 5 hours straight.
[ ]been to a fair.
[x] been called a bad influence.
[x] drank and drove.
[x] prank-called somebody.  
[x] laid on a couch with somebody of the opposite sex.  
[x] cheated on a test.  

TOTAL: 60


If You Have Less Than 10.. write [I'm a Goody Goody]
If You Have More Than 10.. write [I'm still a goody goody]
If You Have more Than 20..write [I'm average]
If You Have More Than 30..write [I'm a bad kid]
If You have more than 40..write [I'm a very bad influence]
If You Have more than 50..write [I'm a horrible person]
If You Have more than 60..write [I should be in jail]
If You Have more than 70..Write [I should be dead]





Jails better then prison... Or that other place with the white backward coats and special bouncy house... Much, much better....
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NightChaserTheCon's avatar
Pfttt Flare... You've done way worse then what was charted on this journal thing... Laughs a bit But ohwell.. I don't really care as long as you don't get to horrible..