Emoticomic: Danger Ahead

I had one of those guys knock on the door once. I'm ashamed to say that I was polite, seriously, I am very ashamed of myself for being polite to those guys (why am I so nice?!? oh wait, my upbringing). I'll tell you something, if you really want to annoy them you just have to go on about how you're a devil worshipper. Thinking about it, I probably could give a pretty damn good arguement to that, I mean, It's not like the Devil threw fireballs on a town for not believing in him, nor did he flood the entire world, nor did he kill innocent children just because their parents didn't put a symbol on the door.

Anyway, hopefully this comic will get you to adhere to important signs. Also, who do YOU think placed all of those signs?

EDIT: No offence to anyone's beliefs.