100TC: Stitch

Hey everyone, it’s your favorite lieutenant here again. So you people probably can’t relate to this all that much, but us Qwuedeviv have very few sets if clothes. I ‘unno why that is entirely. Headquarters probably prefers to buy weapons than stupid fabric-stuffs. Anyway my point is, my amazing gray uniform was…damaged by a certain unruly beast. So I had to go schedule to get it fixed back home. That’s the problem with uniforms that are so customized I suppose. You can’t just call them up and order a size small and have it overnighted. Scheduling isn’t too difficult to do; only takes a few mins and believe it or not there isn’t even that long of a wait. But that is not the problem here.

The problem is something I like to call, professionalism. Our uniform repair crew is absolutely horrible. If I were the top Qwuedeviv Commander, I would have them all fired—apparently our Commander has never had to get its uniform repaired before. They actually expect you to hold still for them. Can you believe that? They’re over there prancing about with needles and thread and general tools of violence and expect you just to take it. I don’t think so.

What’s a cat gotta do around this place to get a little decent service? The whole uniform repair thing might’ve been a pain, literally—mew…those guys are so careless!—but I did get to tour this new place that imports fruit from all over! Mmm, yummy! Overall a really unimpressive vacation though.

Lt. Smiley out!

100 Theme Challenge: Stitch

This is actually based off the fact sir decided they were altering Smileh’s outfit to have a dropseat thing |D Therefore clearly the most efficient way to fix such a thing is to venture clear back to your home planet and get said problem fixed….while still wearing it. ‘cause ya know, ‘devivs are bosses like that. So the theme Stitch comes into play here merely by the fact that random other kitty is stitching up Smileh’s uniform to make it more epic again. Ah guess Smileh got poked, ‘cause ya know, it wouldn’t hold still at all. It would whine the whoooole time.