Work and Dismay

Hi! I'm Princess Mi Amoré Cadenza. Were you the ones inquiring about a babysitter?
Yes. We have a baby that likes to be angry.
Oh, I get those every now and again. You just got to pick them up and show them some loving.
Pick them up? Like, physically? You'll need tongs for little angry Twily here. She sets on fire when angry.
Oh! That's... interesting.  She also likes books. Anb sebbing dem on fire!
...  Luckily she's potty trained; her diapers burned off when she wasn't.
Uh huh. So... when does she go to bed?   Whenever she wants to, apparently... we put her inside the oven.
That... makes sense... I guess.  Sometimes I give her a frozen pizza to cuddle with.
...  Fifty bits in advance?  That would be lovely.

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