OC Meme

PICK YOUR VICTIMS!

1. Alastair
2. Felix
3. Elliot
4. Cameron
5. Anya
6. Thomas
7. Benny

1. [1-7] State your names, and would you like a donut or milkshake?


"The names Alastair. I'm an Amethyst Dragon"

"Felix, it's a pleasure. I am an Ice Phoenix."

"Elliot... U-um I'm a ghost…"

"Hello, I'm Cameron~ It's nice to meet you. I'm a gargoyle"

"My name's Anya, but you may also call me 'your awesomeness' Oh! And I'm a Fire Demon"

"Top of the morning to ya! I'm Thomas~ *winks* I'm a Fawn (half goat half man)"

"Yo! I'm Benny~ I'm a vegan zombie~"



2. [3] and [7] decide to bungee jump, but [3]'s cord snaps. What does [7] do?


Benny: "I'd detach my arm and have him hold onto it, so he could hopefully reach"

Elliot: "Ew... Um... Th-thanks for the offer... but... I'd rather not hold onto your detached arm..."


3. [4] decides to cook dinner. What do they make?


Cameron: "I'm not the best cook... I'd probably just order out sea food or something..."


4. [2] and [6] are at an arcade playing DDR. Who wins?


Felix: "I would."

Thomas: "And what makes you so sure?"

Felix: "Look at me. I'm fabulous. But, I could also calculate and estimate the times that the arrows on the screen tell you to move your feet, and guess a rhythm using a very intense and complicated math system."

Thomas: "I'd win"

Felix: "Were you even listening?!"


5. [1] feels bored, so they go to a bar and get drunk, when all of a sudden a liopleurodon shows up. What kind of chaos ensues?


Alastair: "Sounds like something I would do. I would kick it's ass, through it in a dumpster, and continue drinking, and then pick up some babes."


6. [5] decides to get a perm. Where do they go to show off their amazing, gigantic afro?


Anya: "..."

Alastair: *dying of laughter* "Anya, with a perm?!?!?!?! *laughing so hard he starts crying"

Anya: "I'd show it off at a royal ball to show all of my subjects how fabulous and awesome their queen is!"


7. [1] does make-up on [7] while they sleep. [7]'s reaction when they wake up and look in a mirror:


Alastair: *snickers*

Benny: *wakes up* *sits up* *scratches butt* *still half asleep* *walks into bathroom slowly* *looks into mirror*

Alastair: *videoing*

Benny: "…" "Oh my god I'm FABULOUS!!!"


8. [4] is hit by cupid's stupid arrows of lurve (temporarily, of course), and falls for [3].  What happens?


Cameron: *looks over at Elliot*

Elliot: *notices Cameron's staring at him* *looks at Cameron*

Cameron: *blushes and looks away*

Elliot: thinking: that's really weird *continues reading* *looks back up*

Cameron *standing above Elliot* *blushing down at him* *kisses him*

Elliot: *eyes widen* *turns to his alter ego, and tries to posses and kill him"


9. [2] and [6] are stuck in a haunted house, with spirits trying to snatch their bodies. What do they do to get out - or do they get out at all? Dun dun duunnnn...


Felix: "I would slap the ghosts, and lecture them about how they can't have my body because it's too perfect for them, leave and then go to the library and read"

Thomas: "Thomas…"

Felix: "Right, I would leave Thomas, walk out, and then go to the library and read"

Thomas: "I'm just done…"


10. [7] is a victim of a crime, and the accused is [4]. What is the crime and what is the verdict?


The crime is stealing from a royal guard. Benny, Thomas and Alastair decided to play a prank on a royal guard, by stealing his watch and hiding it somewhere. They succeeded, but they were caught, and they gave it Cameron in a panic, and ran off. He thought it was a nice gesture, and didn't realize they had stolen it from someone. Benny confessed, Cameron gave the watch back and apologized, and everything was happy again. But Cam was pissed in the end.


11. [5] and [1] enter into a talent show. Do they enter together or separately? And what is their talent?


They enter together, and their talent is singing.


12. [2]'s favorite song. If they don't have a favorite song, what genre do they typically listen to?


Felix: "I like either classical or electronic, but not dubstep"


13. [6] and [3] fight zombie pirate ninjas with Will Smith. What happens? Is it awesome? Or is it awesome?


Elliot: "I posses and kill all of them, even though Benny get's mad at me for it… *turns to alter ego* but I don't really give a shit, since he's annoying, and get on my nerves all of the time…"

Thomas: "I guess I turn into a goat and have an epic sword fight with them (my swords are my horns)"


14. [7] and [5] go adventuring and discover some valuable once-lost treasure. How do they split it? Or if they don't decide to share - who gets it and how do they get it?


Anya and Benny go on an epic adventure on the hunt for buried treasure, but when they finally find the spot, they push back some  bushes, and they see Treasure (the dragon) asleep on a hammock, with empty beer cans beneath the hammock. Anya gets to keep him since he's her Guardian.


15. [1] grows to the size of a skyscraper. [4] shrinks to the size of a marble. What do each of them do with their new size?


Alastair: *makes fun of Cameron because Cameron is extremely tall (6'6) (mun: people are a lot taller in the monster realm, average size for a full grown male is around 6'2 - 6'3)*

Cameron: *takes naps under mushrooms, and goes exploring*


16. [2] now rules the world (whatever world they are from). What do they do with their newfound power?


Felix: *laughs maniacally* How does it feel to be powerless and weak! To be looked down upon by the one who rules the Realm! Not so great huh?"

Anya: "Felix your being ridiculous! Your acting like a mad man! Snap out of it!"

Felix: "You know what I plan to do with this new power? Make sure everyone who doesn't have a magnificent brain like mine suffers *more maniacal laughing*"



17. [3], [4], and [7] catch [6] running around naked in the rain. Reactions?


Cameron: "Benny's not my roommate, and since I'm not very close to Anya (even though we're roommates…) I don't know Benny all that well... Is he usually like this?

Elliot: *sighs* "Yeah… Welcome to my life… I live with this..."


18. [2], [1], and [5] face a zombie apocolypse. They have little resources left and need to get to a safehouse far away. Who survives all the way to the safe house and how?


Anya: "It's a bunch of Benny's, they're like hyper cows: all they do is run around being weird and eat a lot of plants. We're safe."


19. [6] and [1] are zapped by the gender-bender. LOL. Making memes is fun.


Alex (Fem!Alastair): "Sweet! Check out how huge my boobs are!

Emilie (Fem!Benny): "I knew I was gorgeous before, but damn!"