Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 22

"Prologue"

It turns out that everything bad that happened in the movie "Big hero 6" was because of Serpenta. Before the events of the movie, Alister Krei treated Serpenta to a feast in his mansion in hopes of doing buisness with her, despite being a multiversal threat. Serpenta used Alister Krei as a stepping stone while he was eating. Upset that Alister Krei was a bit stingy with her banquet, she orders of one her minions to sabotage one of Krei Tech's experiments, a portal, out of spite, thus leading to the events that led to Professor Robert Callaghan's daughter, Abigail, supposed death, Professor Callaghan becoming Yokai and Tadashi Hamada's death.

"Act II"

KISS has recently joined the Big Hero 6 Unlimited. The Supetastic 6, in their civilian identities "The Naked Brothers Band" are performing the song “Little Old Nita” during a concert in Bryant Park, New York City, on Thanksgiving when Matt Pinfield, a jazz-playing criminal genius, interrupts the performance and threatens the audience with his horrible music and a baldness-causing laser beam. After the transformation in their superhero alter egos, the Supestatic 6 - Nat (Captain Music), Alex (BASSFF), Thomas (Pizza Man), David (Wonder David), Qaasim (Multi Tool) and Rosalina (Miss Conduct) - go to defend the world from the criminal threat. They split into groups: Nat and Alex take their guitar-shaped space craft and get to the criminal genius’ headquarters (a Matt-shaped orbiting space station); Rosalina Thomas, David and Qaasim, together with Jesse, try to save Nat and Alex’s father (Michael Wolff, who was shot by the laser beam and became bald-headed... again) from the baldness treatment of a mad scientist, doctor I.M. Kraysee, M.S.... again. As soon as Captain Music and BASSFF Man break into Matt's space ,station they chastise him for his stupidity as it was the exact same plan he did six years ago. Matt has a plan however, he has captured Miss Conduct so that she doesn't ruin his plan on making the entire world bald, just like last time. Miss Conduct was placed on a rack and was slowly being stretched "What are you gonna do now Naked Numbskulls?" mocked Matt, Captain Music then pointed out the window, revealing the Big Hero 6 themselves in spacesuits. The spacesuits resembled their original battle suit only they were white and had jet packs, minus Hiro who rode on Baymax. Wasabi wore a space helmet with his battle suit and Fred's space suit resembled his Kaiju costume only black with stars all around. And just like Matt Pinfield was defeated, Miss Conduct was rescued and the world was saved. To be continued...