...and how the hell it came to be an epic and чёрт-бы-драл-всеизвестный project?

Anyway, I shall eat my mind later.

And now - please meet the masters. (not full band at the moment)

Starring:

• MYSELF as Mordekaiser, the Master of Metal (YES I LOVE the letter "M") (and I love my guitar, dammit)
• Soundwave as Karthus, the Deathsinger (and I love his VOICE DAMMIT2)
• Knockout as Sona, the Hellmaiden of Strings. The team healer. (you can always track KO by red hair. YES he dyes it. ohh.. and hes, he dated an autobot, just for what was exiled)
• Acheron (you don't know this lad, but HELL HES HANDSOME IRL). In combat he just runs rampant and kills everyone. He lives in VK.com social web.
• BlackSOM the Sexiest Ghoul - the basist and a lost soul. He's russian, f*kin' good composer, but ugly singer. That's why he got married before time. Used to be in Achnheys band, then in Eviessa. (IMHO, RIP J-rock when sung by a russian drunken mon)

HIT.THE.DIRT!-plz

P.S.
Poke Soundwave for other songs and instrumentals. I'm not going to do his job for him.