Additional Things Not To Do In A Pokeumans Base

Sheesh, guys...


Character Specific:


- Mike is not to go round telling people that if they knock themselves out enough times, they acquire an immunity to it like Brandon did.

- The MSN Gang did appreciate the suggestion to change their name to 'Skype' to reflect the change in the times.

- Do not ask Nancy the Leavanny for haircuts unless you want a heart attack. (Wolf-Rizer’s appendix)

- Finsen the Sceptile is not to be referred to as the Pokeuman Spider-Man. (ShadowFire2921’s appendix)
Patrick the Lucario is not to be referred to as the Pokeuman Green Goblin. Furthermore, anyone trying to orchestrate a showdown between the two will be told to go away.
Liam West is not the Pokeuman Spider-Man either.

- Alex the Servine was not granted access to Connor’s time machine for his own personal recreation.

- Roush Bishop is not allowed to use "Eh, I could take him," as a reason for seeking a fight with a Pokextinction member anyone. (Snivyshadow’s appendix)

- Cassidy Rhodes’ job is not to enforce happiness, and he resents the implication.

- If the weapon is larger than any of his major body parts, Quark is not allowed access to it.


PRT Style:


- No matter how great a success the mission was, there will be no stopping off for beer runs on the way back.

- Do not start inspirational speeches with ‘Given the statistics from previous encounters, a good day against the likes of Pokextinction still means that one out of four of the people in this room will probably be dead before the day is done.’ (Snivyshadow’s appendix)

- ‘Create a distraction’ does not necessitate a dramatic public kiss, a song and dance routine or a re-creation of any of the finales of the games.

- We are not going to be able to simply buy Pokextinction out.

- The following words and phrases are never to used over the comms on an active mission ever again: ‘Take the shot, Juju!’ ‘Truck Yeah’, ‘FOR SPARTAAAAAA!’, ‘Ready or not, POOP INCOMING FAITH WHAT’, ‘I am Gotham’s reckoning’, ‘They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother’, ‘TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL’, ‘YARRR, FEAR ME!’, ‘Delelelelelelelele…’ (All Carrier2’s suggestions, except the first – which is me –, and the last – which is Vicreshay’s)

- Other people can do recon duty than the Shedinjas, end of.

- Do not use the confiscated Pokextinction laser pistols to re-enact scenes from Star Wars. (Nathanthelucario’s appendix)

- Even if it’s actually a good idea, the human authorities will notice if we get the Water-types to re-direct a river through the Pokextinction base. Guess it’ll be the old-fashioned way, then.


General:


- Do not scare the new students with stories about the guy who used Growth right at the end of battle and got stuck that way.

- We wish to apologise for the error in the previous version of this post - There is now an official Pokeumans Drinking Game: tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php…

- Do not dispose of unwanted ‘humanite’ (humanisation rock) samples or Mega Stones via the medium of Ebay.

- Joltiks are not to be used as energy sappers, even if works. Nor is the phrase ‘And I murdered your toys as well’ necessary, even when attacking Golurks or Magnezones. (Yoshifull’s appendix)

- The correct term is ‘Pokeumans base’, not ‘Camp Half-Blood’. (LucariohybridoopsIdidn’tgetthenumbersontheendofyourname’s appendix)

- We have churches, mosques, temples and various other sundry places of worship. We do not need students in Greek Togas going round saying "You motherf***ers need Arceus." (Rhyshard-III’s appendix)

- Do not comb through the hacked backlogs of Pokextinction data looking for chicks’ phone numbers.

[[- Do not approach Pokextinction agents with wide-open arms saying ‘THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP COMPELS YOU’.

- Typeism. Not cool, guys.

- Sniper agents, long-range support operatives and indeed anyone using a ranged attack do not have to 360 no-scope their enemies.]] (Inkarail’s appendices)

- That pool at the bottom of a Victreebel’s mouth is not full of yummy syrup, and do not encourage new students to extract it from them while they're asleep.

- Magnemites are not to be referred to as ‘Wheatley’ or ‘343 Guilty Spark’. (IMHM1464’s appendix)

- Do not attempt to establish which of your Grass-type friends are deciduous and which aren’t.

[[- The bases’ Internet linkup is not known as the Deepnet, Dark Internet, Underweb or whatever nickname you care to apply.
Do not try and access the Deepnet on the base Internet system.
Do not try and create the Deepnet on the base Internet system.

- Do not try and smash a Kabuto with a crowbar on the reasoning that ‘I thought it was a headcrab’.]] (Nathanthelucario’s appendices)

[[- Not all Dragon-types are Chinese, nor do they appreciate the comments.

- Don’t judge Klefkis by their number of keyrings, and don’t encourage them to steal more of them.]] (Crazynoggin’s appendices)

- Armless students are granted a robotic arm ring to help facilitate them. That’s ‘a’, as in singular. Stop nagging the infirmary.
We’ve got to say it by this point… Dr. Octopus was not a hero to us all.

- Do not try and freak Brandon Chan out by moving Spiritus’ memoirs to the ‘Fiction’ section of the Long Island library.

[[- Do not show off your mastery of the move Explosion just for the hell of it.

- Using the move Dig to surprise a sleeping Snorlax is not recommended.
Using the move Fly to surprise a sleeping Snorlax is not recommended.
Using any move to surprise a sleeping Snorlax is probably not recommended.

- When assaulting a Pokextinctionist base, kicking in between the legs is allowed only if it is a Pokextinctionist agent you are attempting to kick.
Even so, there’s such a thing as fair play.

- Do not try and sweet-talk the headmaster. You really don’t want to see what happens if you don’t succeed.
You probably don’t want to see what happen if you do succeed either.]] (Carrier2’s appendices)


Update A:


PRT Style:

- Do not put filibuster into PRT negociation talks.

- We will try negociations first, Draco Meteors second. Not the other way round.

- Even if the PRT do technically charge naked into battle, the Celtic woad is not necessary. Also, Pokextinction is prepared to shoot you no matter how little armour you’re wearing. (Trackwolf’s appendix)

- The PRT inauguration speech does not begin ‘To protect the world from devastation’.

- The following words and phrases are not to be used over the comms on an active mission ever again: ‘But he’s so cyuuuuuute!’ (Vicreshay’s appendix), 'Just who the hell do you think we are?!', anything about Skitty and Wailord in the same sentence, 'I ship you two so hard', 'SANIC SPEED', 'Haha 420 blaze it', 'Rest in pepperoni', 'Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.', 'INCONCEIVABLE', 'Don't believe me, don't believe in yourself! Believe in the me who believes in you!’, any lyrics or music pertaining to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" (MelodyPika’s appendix)


General:


[[- Hypnosis does not actually induce mind control, so stop trying (what are you anyway, an Extinctionist?).

- Add to the list of ‘Unwanted combinations of moves and songs’: Any Fire type move and any song with ‘Fire’, ‘Flame’, ‘Heat’ etc etc in the title. We’re laying down a blanket case on that one now.

- You are not to refer to still-transforming kids as ‘Halfbreeds’.

- The correct name is ‘Bulk Up’, not ‘Kaio-Ken’.

- Please stop trying to exorcise Ghost types, they find it very annoying. Particularly all the business with the salt everywhere.]] (Jacobmosovich’s appendicies)

- Vine Whip does not come as monofilament.

- It is not a race to see who has to Struggle first.
Especially on PRT missions.

[[– Wolf Link was not a hero to us all.

- Remember: Murphy’s Law always comes through.
Even for people like Nightmare.
That is not a challenge.

– Do not do the thing with the string in front of any member of staff ever again.

– Shouting "Lumos" is not needed to use Flash.
Or to turn on lights, for that matter.

– Small Pokéumans are not "Lollies".

- To whoever clogged the Flying type chute with seaweed, it's not funny. And the staff are tired of cleaning up the stench.

- Mayonnaise is not a suitable lubricant for anything.

- Do not attempt anything from ASDF movies.
Drunk Science is not a thing.

– Just because you lived by yourself for over a year does not mean you are a "Shadow" Pokéuman. It means you are anti-social.

– Do not run for President of the Pokéxtinction Fan Club.

– Atlantis does not exist. At least, not anymore.
*cough* Marianas *cough*.

– Please do not confuse the Porygon line with talk of how "We're all just simulations being controlled by another simulation."
On that ground, viewing of The Matrix for these species is hereby declared in the ‘limited’ category. (My own addition)

– Attend a furry convention without your ring on at your own risk.
Attend a scaly convention without your ring on at your own risk.

- Tapping whatever passes for your heels together three times while saying "There's no place like home" does not teleport you back to base.
Even for Abras.

– Arcanines are not Siberian Huskies.

- Do not eat Poffins in class.
Even if you brought enough for everyone.

- Gardevoirs are hereby banned from creating black holes in tournaments.
Or, you know, in general.

- Bargaining gets you nowhere. Deal with it.

- Bunearys, Lopunnys, Bunnelby, and Diggserby shouldn't paint themselves white, don a fancy vest and pocket watch, and run around shouting 'I'm late! I'm late! I'm late, I'm late, I'm late! No time to say hello or goodbye, I'm late I'm late I'm late!'

- Cat Pokémon don't have nine lives.
That is not a challenge.

- Impersonating the TF2 Pyro is no longer amusing, and is actually quite traumatic. The new students are willing to testify.
Impersonating the TF2 Medic in the infirmary is no longer amusing, and can be actually quite traumatic. The new medical students are willing to testify.

- Whoever it is, stop throwing game discs and calling them Chakrams.

- Seed Bomb and similar moves are not to be called ‘The Holy Hand Grenade’.

– Mr. X is not the "Wicked Witch of the East".
Or a Dark Lord.
Or Big Brother.]] (Nicvenom21’s appendicies)

- You cannot take teacher credits off students for being ‘too damn short’.
Similarly, you cannot invalidate someone’s argument with ‘What do you know, you don’t even have arms!’

- Hydreigons are requested to stop pretending to ask their hands for advice.
Hydreigons are requested to stop sincerely asking their hands for advice, and all those who have are to attend private therapy.

- Clawitzers do not go off accidentally while being cleaned.

- Steel-types have to use the bathroom too.

[[- Castforms are not the Avatar.

- Chanting "ONE OF US" at a recent rescuee is really not helpful.

- Do not "borrow" a pokeuman that has vines/tentacles and a Doublade to reenact Attack on Titan scenes.

- Pokeumans who use Mud Slap are now banned from singing that part of "We Will Rock You" after using the move ("you've got mud on your face/you big disgrace").
Spectators are not required to supply the customary ‘BOOM BOOM CLAP’, either.

- No Bambi jokes around the Deerling. Definitely no accusations about their family members.

- As far as we know, Mr. X is not the Illuminati.

- Do not ask a Hydreigon student if they will be doing a puppet show.

- For the love of Arceus, students in the San Francisco Pokeuman Base: please do not mention a Krabby/Kingler student's name and "Fisherman's Wharf" in the same sentence.

- Please do not try to cut off the hair/horn on top of Deino/Zweilous's head if you value your life.

- The Teddiursas are now banned access to white and black paint, any red makeup, and saying any form of "upupupu".

- Students cannot call any Flying-type (combo) moves "the windy thing".]] (KanjiRagana’s appendices)

[[- Avalugg students trying to even playfully re-enact Titanic will be reprimanded appropriately.

- The Porygons do not appreciate being described as Digimon.

- Don’t believe the attack animations – Seismic Toss is not strong enough to actually throw someone into space.
Probably.

- The Musharnas do not want to hear about ‘this weird recurring dream I keep having’.

- The Zoroarks and Dittos need to use humanising rings too. We lost good men that way.]] (Vicreshay’s appendicies)


Update B:


Character Specific:

- Do not try and hurt Tyler the Zoroark’s brothers. Tyler will kill you.
Do not try and ship Tyler the Zoroark’s brothers. Tyler will kill you. (Vicreshay’s appendix)

[[- Nathan Weiberg the Umbreon is not called Ezio. That hidden blade is there for a reason.

- Even though The Shadows mercenary group are rich and stealthy, they are not a group of Batman cosplayers.

- The Shadows are not in Assassin's Creed games wearing humanising rings. Any jokes will usually get you a knife in your back.

- Joining The Shadows does not make you a Shadow Pokemon. It may get you on the Most Wanted list, though.]]  (nathanthelucario’s appendices)

- Do not accept Luna the Vulpix’s offer to play with fire.
Do not leave Luna the Vulpix alone with flammable material.
Do not leave Luna the Vulpix alone with people with a type disadvantage.
Do not interact with Luna the Vulpix. (TheDragon-Empress’ appendix)


PRT Style:


- The following words and phrases are not to be used over the comms on an active mission ever again: ‘(Your name here) wins! Fatality!/Brutality!/Babality!/(Anything else from Mortal Kombat ever)!’ (IndiscriminantlyJust’s appendix), ‘TETSUO!!!’, ‘Fight me! I’ll bite your kneecaps off!’, ‘I'll ram you in the balls so hard, it'll take a heart surgeon to take them out!’, ‘Die, potato’, recreation of the SSB hammer music. (space-time-parallel’s appendix)

- You cannot make a precision enemy strike with a Draco Meteor.

- Do not sing “The Song That Never Ends” on rescue missions. We are trying to make these people feel comfortable. (Tiger-in-the-corner’s appendix)



General:


- No matter how well you raise your accuracy, you cannot simply stop using moves and start making called shots to various body parts of the opponent.

- The majority of Steel-types are non-recyclable.

- Do not attempt to use The Laws of Thermodynamics to score easy battle wins by seeking out the natural heat sinks of various Rock-types.

- Even if you do have a Pokeuman superpower, that doesn’t mean you can scare the life out of everyone by simply using it everywhere. This sort of thing is supposed to be kept secret-ish for a reason. (ShadowFire2921’s appendix)

[[- Would all the Dark-types please stop calling people to ‘join the dark side of the force.
Especially the Eevees.

- When asked if you took the survival classes course, ‘I played The Last Of Us’ is not an appropriate excuse.]] (Nathanthelucario’s appendicies)

[[- Do not play marbles with the Mega Stones. That is not what they are for.

- While disguising a Mega Stone as a piece of jewelry is a good idea, please restrain yourself to only wearing one at once. Especially not ones that don’t pertain to your species.]] (TheTigressWithin’s appendicies)

- Anyone who lists Explosion as their specialty move will be directed to the TM counter to find a new one.

- Long Island does not hold Viking funerals.

- Just because you are now an animal-like creature does not mean you have a license to go to the bathroom wherever you currently happen standing.
Not even 'to mark my territory’. (Pfaccioxx’s appendix)

- Even if they’re evil, you may not take Pokextinctionists as your slaves. They have feelings too.
Alright, technically some of them don’t have feelings anymore, but that’s not the point. (HyperLeafeon87’s appendix)

[[- Clapping your hands and using Stone Edge does not make you an Alchemist who has seen the truth. Even if you can make a perfect wall.

- Aura Sphere is not Rasengen. Thunderpunch is not Chidori or Raikiri. Teleport is not Kamui. Mind Reader and Foresight are not Sharingan or Byakugan. Flamethrower is not Fire Ball Jutsu. Stop trying to re-create anime fight scenes. Thank you.]] (ShadowFire2921’s appendices)
Draco Meteor is not PK Starstorm. Stomp and Bounce are not the Goomba Stomp. Tri Attack is not 5,6,8. Quick Attack is not Farore’s Wind. Guys. Seriously. (Space-time-parallel’s appendix)

[[- Do not use size modifiers (the devices we employ in bases to allow very large and very small pokéumans to live with others) to make your dinner larger.  They do not work that way.

- Whoever has been drawing pentagrams in the Dark-type training rooms needs to stop.

- Radeon is a brand of graphics card, not an evolution of Eevee; please please PLEASE stop telling the Eevee kids they can evolve by finding some uranium ore.

- Your battlecry cannot be "You face Jaraxxus, eredar lord of the burning legion!"
You may not change your name to Lord Jaraxxus, eredar lord of the burning legion.
You may not attempt to summon Lord Jaraxxus, eredar lord of the burning legion.

- Burning video games onto a TM disc and trying to learn them as a move does not improve your ability to play the game in question.

- TM discs are not Frisbees, coasters, buzzsaws, shurikens, or tasty.]] (IndiscriminantlyJust’s appendicies)


Update C:


General:

- Air Balloons are strategic items that allow for evasion of attacks, negation of weaknesses and enhancing mobility. The limit is one each.

- Steel-types do not depreciate in value with time.

[[- Substitute is not a way of getting out of class. You’ve all tried it.

- ‘Lions, Tigers, Bears, Oh My!’ is not an appropriate way of announcing the arrival of certain species to the room.

- Not all Ghost-types can be walked through.]] (Arematsu’s appendicies)

- The Rocky Theme does not guarantee any of the following effects: Boosted stats, guaranteed crits, OHKOs, successful rescues, instant evolution, complete healing, Energy Channelling, learning Close Combat, turning Rock-types into Steel-types, Mega Evolution, guaranteeing a transformee will become a Gallade over a Gardevoir or similar, gaining Attack EVs, instant swag, doing a 100 hit combo with DoubleSlap.
Just… don’t bother. (PK-StarStruck’s appendix)

[[- Just because some Pokeumans got a death soliloquy does not mean you will too.
Just because some Pokeumans came back as a ghost (or even a Ghost) does not mean you will too.

- Any student shouting ‘LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEE!’ before Fighting-type matches will be moved from the battle arena.

- Just because you’re a Snorlax does not mean you can sleep through class.
Or an Abra.

- Do not imply you are a secret member of the base’s Elite Four. The truth will out eventually.

- For the love of everything good do not ask students to help with ‘Fresh Mulch’.

- Mr. X is not to be painted as ‘simply misunderstood’.

- If you’re trying to get out of a test, creating a thunderstorm is not the best way of doing it.]] (Pokemonmanic3595’s appendicies)

- No, you can’t fit the Exploud with a silencer.

- A note for your own good: In all renditions of Sing, it’s a good idea to omit the lyric ‘So I can beat you up’.

[[- Do not tell the transforming Magcargos that they’ll die mid-change when their new natural body temperature becomes incompatible with human body heat limits.
Or that they’ll burn through the floor and fall into the water table. (IndiscriminantlyJust’s appendix)

- Contrary to what gaming teaches us, breaking random pottery does not get you rewards. So STOP.
Do not emulate the protagonists of the games by wandering into random people’s dorm rooms and taking their stuff they leave lying around.
This is now being reiterated a second time for those of you who are PRT members and have access to human-populated areas outside the base.

- The Five Nights At Freddy’s references have run dry. Seriously, all of them. That is not a challenge.
So no trying to re-create it, either.

- Chucklevoodoos do not exist, and ghost types are to stop threatening to use them if they get angry.
Fiduspawn is also not an existing thing.

- You are not Dr. Dolittle just because you can understand everyone else. We ALL speak ENGLISH here.
…Localise the above bullet point to your own region appropriately.

- Any scientist that even considers trying to replicate Minori Kyobi the Jellicent's work is to have their lab access immediately rescinded.
Any scientist that considers trying to replicate Dr. Elea Monroe's work is to have their lab access immediately rescinded. Both of those experiments ended in horrible massacres, including the scientist in question.

- Pyroars and Luxrays are not to attempt to hunt Zebstrikas in prides.
Or Sawsbuck
Or Rapidash
Or Grumpigs
Stop hunting, dammit!
All species are not to attempt to hunt anything. This shouldn't need to be said, and there will be detentions for those who don’t listen..
       *Unless actually diagnosed by the base's psychologist to have issues controlling your species' instincts. Even so, play nice.]] (Tiger-in-the-corner’s appendicies)

- International Talk Like A Pirate Day is not mandatory for Garchomps.
International Talk Like A Pirate Day is not an official public holiday for Garchomps.

- The move Charge does not need to be accompanied with ‘I’m really feeling it!’ (Justice1212’s appendix)

- The Dragon-type Elites class did not find it funny when someone played ‘Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Turn Around’ over the intercom in their session.
:bullblack: Even though everyone else did.

- Rattatas are not expendable.

- The Ghost-types are not allowed to establish a ‘Super-Special Spectres Club’ in the alternate dimension accessed through Phantom Force. That said, we can’t really stop you.

- ‘Because he’s a plant’ is not an excuse for anything, so no getting the new students to eat dirt/stand out in the lights/be watered etc. (DimentionJumper’s appendix)

- A word of warning: In the new context we live in, some people will find your hilarious PokePuns actually kind of offensive. You have been warned. (TheDragon-Empress’ appendix)

- The name of the attack is Play Rough, not Big Ball Of Violence.

- You may freely try and see if your favourite battle combo can be done in a suitable fighting game. You may not attempt the exercise the other way round.

- No matter how well it works, the medical team may not farm cotton balls from Altarias or Whimsicotts without their permission. (LightMaster677’s appendix)

- No-one knows where the Kangaskhan babies come from. (Wolf-Rizer’s appendix)

- The term is ‘stat-boosting moves’, not ‘Monado arts’.
Steel-type Pokemon are not mechon. (Flamefang51’s appendix)

- There will be no appeals made referring to ‘the sixty-ninth edition of the Pokeumans rulebook’.

[[- The X family reunion will never happen.

- Add to the list of unwanted combinations of moves and songs: “When the Wild Wind Blows” and Hurricane. Or Earthquake.

-Using Me First, Copycat, Mirror Move and Assist does not require you to yell "TRACE ON!" when you use them.

- If you are the reason any of these rules had to be pointed out, you are not allowed to edit them.

- Not allowed to ignore a decision made by the Ethics Board because "They're the Ethics Board."

- Not allowed to ignore a decision made by the Ethics Board because "We're already using children and teenagers."

- Regardless of how literal it may be for you, you are not allowed to say the Unlimited Blade Works chant before you attack.]] (Snivyshadow’s appendicies)


Update D:


Character Specific:


- Scott the Kricketune’s melodies are primarily for battle purposes. Asking if he takes requests is not appropriate.

- Eddie Buckley is not God’s gift to women.

[[- Any attempt to wake Seamus the Blaziken/Finsen the Sceptile from a nap might land you in the hospital wing.
Using Sound-based/Ice type moves to do so will DEFINITELY land you in the hospital wing.

- Do not ask Finsen to give you a sword. They're only temporary, and they only work for him.]] (ShadowFire2921’s appendicies)

- Do not ask Subject-III if it’s easy being green.

[[- For your own safety, do not remind Remo Draconi that he's still a human and will never transform.

- Taunting Nikita the Girafagir about calling her tail 'Pikachu' will lead you suffering from severe headaches throughout the week.

- Do not try to pull Holly Apuri's skull helmet off unless you want to lose internal organs

- Anmol Nikula is not Holly's senpai and teasing the latter about it will result in certain painful death.

- The Bengaluru Pokeuman Base is not to be reminded that they were all fooled by a Hypno and a Cubone. Remo has gloated about that enough and now they're sick of hearing about it.

- Saying that Gale the Riolu died with a broken heart is not funny in the slightest.]] (TheDragon-Empress’ appendicies)

- ‘Senpai notice me’ is not an appropriate way of greeting Brandon Chan.
Do not claim that this is how Cameron Taylor greets Brandon all the time.
Do not claim that this is how Brandon greeted Reggie all the time.


PRT Style:


- You cannot force new students to do your bidding just because you’re a PRT member. (LinkTheHero5555’s appendix)

- The suggestion for the official PRT slogan of ‘You don’t have to be a Dragon to work here, but it helps’ was not widely appreciated.

- Do not try and acquire injury compensation after every PRT-mandated training battle.

- Do not put superior officers on hold.

- The PRT ranks of promotion are not NU, UU, OU and Ubers.

- Do not chime in at the end of a PRT briefing with ‘Do you want to hear what he said again?’

- Do not take PRT equipment and sell it to ‘an equipment shop’. (Vicreshay’s appendix)


General:


- Garchomps do not have ‘shotgun’ seats.

[[- Even if they find it funny, don’t call people by the species nicknames Smosh gave them. Especially Cubone (‘Mommy issues’) and Jynx (‘Nicki Minaj’).

- Please do not try burning or generally damaging an Exeggutor’s head to see if the other heads notice or feel it.

- Fire-types are not allowed to make themselves ignite spontaneously just to scare the Grass and Ice Pokeumans.]] (ShadowFire2921’s appendices)

[[- Anyone trying to fry up Chansey eggs is asking for punishment.

- Regardless of otherwise accuracy, most Water-types do not appreciate the jokes that turning into a fish ‘costs an arm and a leg’.]] (Smi018’s appendices)

- We do not need the arguments about whether it’s pronounced ‘NidOrina’ or ‘NidorinA’.

- The top bit of Claydols does not unscrew.

[[- Female Mr. Mimes have enough to deal with, they do not need your ridicule.  Or awkward questions.

- Do not greet newly transforming people with "You will be assimilated.  Resistance is futile."  This goes double if you've received any cybernetics.

- You may not call for an artillery strike on the house of your old bully from human school, even if you think he works for Pokextinction.
Nor may you call it on your old human school, even if you think there's a Pokextinction base under it.

- Before using Fling to throw another Pokéuman as part of a team attack, be sure your flingee is aware of what you are about to do.  And approves.

- Do not incorporate Perish Songs into hit singles.  You can and will wipe out a continent if it goes viral.]] (IndiscriminantlyJust’s appendicies)

- In general, anything named after you in the rulebook means you should NOT do it again.

- Do not put bumper stickers on the Metagrosses.

- The correct name is Froslass, not White Walkers.

- The legal state boundaries of the United States of America are not ‘basically irrelevant at this stage’.

- Do not look under the Gabites’ beds to see if they have ‘a stash of gems’. (StevieG213’s appendix)

- To the Octillery/Tentacruel students: Please do not recreate a Turf War anywhere in the base. We’re not cleaning it up. (IHMH1464’s appendix)


Update E:


Character Specific:

- Do not try and harvest aurastone from Delta.
Even when he’s sleeping or unconscious. That is not what the cocoon that forms around him is for. (Flamefang51’s appendix)

- Singing lullabies and/or ‘Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life’ to Para is not an effective method of suppressing Lyz.

- Seppo the Furret needs his weapons because he can’t fight without them. So no, he won’t give you any. (Vicreshay’s appendix)


General:


- Do not try and hotwire Magnezones.

- Pikachus do not get free licence. For anything.

[[- If a grub-like insect Pokemon is sharing a room with an animal-like Pokemon, the latter is not their lusus.

- Grub-like Pokemon are not wigglers, and are not required to go through 'a series of very difficult tests'.

- Being knocked out or killed on a stone stab with your type's symbol on it does not let you achieve 'god tier'.
Or permanent mega evolution.
Or a secret form of your species.]] (TheDragon-Empress’ appendicies)

- ‘PRT’ is not the name of the Pokeuman-specific channel on American network news.

- There is no official confirmation of a Pokeumans base in the vicinity of Area 51.

- Do not use Transform to turn into characters from other video game franchises to convince people that they’re real too.

[[- Do not march stoically up to the Goletts/Golurks chanting ‘Delete! Delete!’ or ‘You will be upgraded’. Especially if you are also a Golett/Golurk.

- ‘Chariots of Fire’ and Quick Attack/Extremespeed/Agility do not go together very well.]] (LKWayvern’s appendicies)

- Insulting (or even Taunting) Pokeumans with Oblivious for an ability ‘just because you can’ is not acceptable. (ink-spill’s appendix)

- You will not suffer epilepsy just from looking at a Porygon. (jamesno26’s appendix)

- ‘The inimitable genius of the Pneumatic Eject Button’ can wait until after lunch.

- Do not insist on referring to every Persian in the base as Mr. Bigglesworth.

- Canine Pokeumans may not volunteer as seeing-eye dogs for humans. Even if you could, it’s still a bad idea. (Vicreshay’s appendix)

[[- Battle Classes are not known as ‘The Fight Club’.
You are allowed to talk about Battle Class.

- You are welcome to try and see what happens if you use two different moves in quick succession while wearing a choice item. We just get tired of warning people.
You are also welcome to see what happens if you try using Other/Support moves while wearing an Assault Vest, why not.

- Don’t ask where we get the Thick Clubs.

- Sticks are only to be eaten in case of emergencies.

- Knocking yourself out with a Life Orb means you lose. Deal with it.

- 
Having a Focus Item does indeed diminish the badassness of you surviving that incredible attack.

- If you use a negative effect item such as Flame Orb or Toxic Orb in battle, it doesn't mean you have to carry it everywhere with you.

- Wearing an Amulet Coin does not necessarily mean you get two TVs when you win a tournament.

- Using Bright Powder doesn't give you evasion against classes.
Pretty much the same goes for Eject Button.

- The use of Destiny Knot outside of battle is highly frowned upon.


- Holding a Float Stone doesn't mean you can skip aerobic exercises.

- We tend to save our King's Rocks for making Slowpoke evolve, so don’t ask for them for your own purposes.
We try to avoid giving them to Poliwhirl, though


- Holding a Red Card doesn't automatically mean you double as a battle's referee.


- Wearing a Rocky Helmet in the cafeteria is EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN.


- Have you ever seen a berry while you were a human? Now you understand why you shouldn't eat them just because you are hungry.


- Gems are to be used only during real missions.
We don't care your ability is Unburden.

Sticky Hold isn't an excuse either.


- You may not take things like Lucky Eggs and Shed Shells without consent of their previous owners.

Even less if they are still their current owners.]] (Aura-Bearer’s appendicies)

- Do not try and stage a Running of the Tauroses. (StevieG213’s appendix)


Update F:


PRT Style:


- As it happens, the Commander did not appreciate a standing ovation after debriefing.

- ‘Ganking’ is not an active phase of a PRT operation.

- The practice known as ‘Long Island Roulette’ of betting which of this month’s transformees will develop superpowers and go on to combat evil has come to the attention of the Commanders. It is to stop, now.

- The kitlist for an operation to neutralise and destroy a Pokextinction base does not include numbered scorecards.

- Do not get your colleague to Mean Look you so that you can’t leave to go on your mission.

- ‘Huehuehuehuehuehuehue’ is not a command signal.

- Do not use PRT tracking equipment to establish the location of ex-girlfriends.

- Pokextinction will notice if the heartwarming carolers have a teleportation device and are accompanied by three dragons.
Yes, even if they’re ‘small dragons’.


General:


- The headmaster will not feel much better for having had a belly rub.

- As it happens, the Board Games Society CAN tell if you’re using Mind Reader.

- A Psychic-type sparring opponent cannot be rendered helpless by a tinfoil hat.

- ‘Keep your friends close and your enemies closer’ is not compatible with Rough Skin. (IndiscriminantlyJust's appendix)

- Getting your Porygon friend to give you an unbalanced advantage on the base’s gaming server is considered foul play.

- ‘Boy, it’s hot out here today’ does not translate as ‘Hydro Pump’.

[[- Cubones and Marowaks are now banned from loudly humming Megalovania or Bonetrousle while using their bone attacks. It's getting old.

- Sunflora are NOT allowed to introduce themselves with "Howdy! I'm Flowey! Flowey the flower!"

- Please do not pet the canine Pokemon to see if their necks will stretch to impossible lengths.

- Do not suplex someone "just because you could."]] (KanjiRagana’s appendices)

- Do not leave the Everstones where they can be swallowed.

- Thankfully, Encore only effects battle moves. We would now like to request that people stop trying to use it to get their friends stuck in a five-hour loop walking in and out of their room.

- Do not try and see how high a Blaziken jumps when startled. It’s probably several feet.

- Do not encourage the Meganiums to secrete ‘something that will make Sakato lighten up’.

[[- Do not play the John Cena vine when a fighting type walks into battle.
Matches between two Fighting-types do not need to start with several rounds of wrestling smack-talk.

- Unless requested, do not buy a Persian a white Bavarian Motor Works car.

- Do not use Sand Attack in the halls, people need to see.

- Playing Goat Simulator in front of Ponytas, and jumping off buildings is not recommended.]] (Katrinafrombirch’s appendices)

- Do not erect a bouncy castle in Rikuto Hadoryu’s meditation area.

- Do not try and jailbreak the Metagrosses.

- Brandon Chan’s biography rights are to be discussed after Mr. X is defeated once and for all.
Joke’s on you, his clone’s doing it.



Update G:


Character Specific:


- Larry Bellowitch does not need encouragement to see how loud he can get. (Doms3pugs’ appendix)

- Do not ask Drake the Skitty if he feels stiffed because his sister is a shiny and he isn’t. (sporks-and-spears’ appendix)
Do NOT ask Remo Draconi if he feels stiffed because his sister is a shiny and he isn’t.

[[- Do not try and steal Tad the Delphox’s wand. They’re not easy to replace.

- Keep ALL butterflies away from Jeremy the Flareon, otherwise he will chase them down and won’t be seen for weeks.

- Do not call Tad Venom Snake, unless you know him well or have permission.

- Aura Daggers from Adam the Lucario do not usually refer the move Cut, so don’t ask.

- Josh’s unusual colouring comes from partial Zoroark genetics, not a bad sunburn.

- Asking Seamus the Blaziken to lend you some of his equipment is not recommended.
Trying to steal some of Seamus the Blaziken’s equipment is really not recommended.

- Josh the Lucario-hybrid is not to be referred to as Sasuke Uchiha. Or Raiden. Seamus can get jealous.

- Do not call Josh, Tad and Seamus ‘The Three Musketeers’. Or ‘The Three Stooges’. In general, don’t give them any name you’re not pretty sure they’ll all be happy with.

- Do not make fun of Seamus for being the only one in the group without some sort of super secret ultra power.]] (Thunderus-the-Wolf, ShadowFire2921 and LucarioTrtainerJ’s appendicies, in conjunction. Guess who’s doing a collab. )


General:


[[- Hyper Beam is not a means of powering the base.

- ‘The early bird gets the worm’ is not an excuse for harassing the Bug students.
Especially not for Flying-types.

- Fire-types are to stop pausing during training to walk dramatically out of surrounding infernos.
We’re not saying it’s not cool, just stop wasting so much time on it.]] (SunbreakerTyphlosion’s appendicies)

- Pokken is not training material. We do not know how many of those abilities are accurate. (DimentionJumper’s appendix)

- Teleportation devices are not to be used for takeaway runs.

- The base’s intercom system is not a channel for reading out your roommate’s sensitive poetry.

- If you were the strongest student in your old class, make sure you’re also the strongest student in your new class before throwing your weight around again. (Flamefang51’s appendix)

- All strange new discoveries shall be taken first to the research labs, not the weapons department.

- If any idea makes you check over your shoulder in case a Psychic-type could be reading your mind, don’t do it.

- Despite what you see in anime, Pokextinction will not stand there for ten minutes while you charge your super move.

[[- Stop pestering Pokémon with the Download ability to pirate digital media for you.

- While impressive, using Bounce to take out eight targets without touching the ground does not grant you an extra life.

- If you want detailed information on Pokémon anatomy and/or biology, either look it up or ask your teacher.  You do not need to perform your own autopsies on other Pokémon to get that information.
Especially if the Pokémon you want an autopsy of is still alive.

- If you attempt to impress people by swallowing a member of the Honedge family, you deserve whatever happens to you.

- There are far more dangerous things to a Pokéuman out there then a small child of indeterminate gender armed with a knife.  Get over it.

- Please stop using the move Head Smash to express your frustration at whatever irritates you.  The maintenance crew has enough work to do as it is.
Using Force Palm on your own forehead to express your frustration is a mistake you'll only make once.]] (IndiscriminantlyJust’s appendicies)

[[- No remarking that Meowth or Persian students are Mr. Scrooge. Trios of Ghost-types are not to try and terrorize them either.

- Don't call Emboar or Infernape "hot-head". This applies to Fennekin, as well.

- Don't ask "Where's my Silph Scope?" around the Ghost-types.

- Don't ask your Ditto friend to turn into Missingno.

- Don’t call Persian "Giovanni's pet", and don't call Meowth "Team Rocket."

- We’ve heard the jokes about only being able to say your species name, but we do not need you to include Hodor references while making them.

- Don't relate any Pokeuman to an evil organization, fictional or otherwise.

- The ability Soundproof does not automatically lead to someone being hard of hearing, and they won’t appreciate you asking.

- Despite their famed longevity, don't call Wartortles grandpa. Or grandma, for that matter. Gramps is inappropriate.

- Don't call Houndooms, Houndours, and Hydreigons "Fluffy" even if you do happen to have a death wish.

- Don't refer to Trevenants or Phantumps as any of the Professors from the games, even if they are a teacher.

- "Smell you later!" as a goodbye message will not be tolerated, especially around the Poison-types.]] (Doms3pugs appendicies)

- We’re mandating now that you have to check, so the Snorlaxes no longer have an excuse for lying down for a nap and ‘accidentally’ blocking someone into their dorm.



Update H


PRT Style:

- Rescue agents are not obliged to follow the speed limit.
Or for that matter any other rules of the road. We wouldn’t normally allow this sort of thing, but we just want to stop people having the excuse.
That said, 1) we still have to try and keep all this secret in public and 2) weaving in and out of traffic at Mach 1 is NOT ALLOWED.

- Any mission plan that includes the words ‘ground tech’ will be automatically rejected.

- While we appreciate the ingenuity, the signature of the Extinctionist Commander’s clone will not legally bind him to abdicate his base.
While we appreciate the brass neck, attempting this with the Headmaster’s clone will result in stern disciplinaries. Besides, how do we legally bind people who officially don’t exist?

[[- Raids are not to be accompanied by the Mission Impossible theme.

- Impressions of Rowdy Roddy Piper or Ash Williams are not appreciated. Saying ‘groovy’ after every time you knock someone out doesn’t change things.
Impressions of any Stallone characters are not appreciated.
Ditto or otherwise, impressions of any model of the Terminator are really not appreciated.

- Do not refer to Pokextinction bases as ‘Silent Hill-esque’.

- Do not joyride in the helicopters.

- Do not refer to Explosion as a ‘tactical nuke’.

- Mr. X is not Dragovich. Or a Bond villain. Yes, we see the similarities.]] (Biffidus-Regularis’ appendicies)

- Getting captured and breaking out the enemy base single-handed may entitle you to a promotion to Star Infiltrator, but it is not required for one.

- Do not qualify underperforming trainees by giving them the field specialty 'checking for ambushes'.

- Do not take the opportunity to form crop circles while out on mission.

- We shouldn't have to tell you this, but please make sure you know the route to the target location before you leave and don't get lost in the city centre.
If you have to ask passerby civilians for directions, do not then insist after the mission that they all be mindwiped for the good of the cause.

- Mountains are not challenges to your honour.

- The suggested PRT slogan of 'HUMANS, **** YEAH!' has not even been considered.

[[- More banned comm phrases: "Gentlemen, BEHOLD!","Dude, where's my car!?","Good news, everyone!", "YOLOOOOOOO!!!!!", anything pertaining to propane, (XD-somenerd-DX’s appendicies) "Eff you in the ayy and have a nice day!", "WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH?!", "SPEED IS KEY!", "I don't know what to do, my whole brain is crying," "HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!", "But first we need to talk about parallel universes", "UNHAND HER DAN BACKSLIDE", "Oh how I hate those Dover boys!" (sporks-and-spears’ appendix) "It's High Noon," "C'mere, I think I need to throw some corpses at this for it to make sense," "STELLA!" "It's a big, beautiful, old rock," "Interrupt me again and see what happens!"

- Under no circumstances is Eurobeat to played in any PRT transport.]] (Snivyshadow’s appendicies)

- You are not allowed to order a depot commission of four thousand anything.

- Golurks will be given low priority for stealth missions.

- Infiltrator Robinson's three-hour attempt to clear airport security will be cited as the reason why we fly/teleport everywhere.

- Encouraging the Extinctionist minions to form a union is charming but pointless.



General:


- Rumours that Grass-types can survive for extended periods on just water and sunlight are to remain rumours.

- The stat-boosting combat items are not to be used recreationally.

[[- Re-enacting the chicken fight scenes from Family Guy with a Blaziken will go badly for all involved. The last ones still have detention for damaging base property.

- Aura Sphere + baseball bat = bad idea.

- The link between the mythical hydra and Hydreigons does not mean one of their heads will grow back if removed.]] (andrewlee0520’s appendicies)

- People aren’t familiar with Left 4 Dead will not understand what you’re going on about if you shout ‘SMOKER!’ at Greninjas. (KoolKoopaGirl’s appendix)

- Please do not rise through the floor simply because you can't be bothered waiting for the lift.

- The Magnezones will not go faster if you paint them red.

- Do not try and enforce your negotiating position by setting a Stealth Rock to hang ominously over their heads throughout.

[[- Pokemon GO is not a tracker to find Pokeuman transformees.
Or bases.
If you got your hands on a PRT version of the game, come and tell us. We won’t be too mad.
   * Although how did you leave the base to play in the first place?...

- Protect is not ‘Plot Armour’. Your luck will run out eventually.]] (The-Lost-Byte’s appendicies)

[[- Don't try and attract cat Pokéumans to an open space by putting down food and toys.

- Do not greet Politoeds with cries of "Here come dat boi!" and "Oh s**t waddup!"
In fact, don't compare Politoeds to the "sad frog meme" either.

- Do not try and call any Pokéuman by the name of any Digimon.
Do not refer to Mega Evolution as Digivolution.

- Do not write fanfic about anyone in the base. Ever.]] (sporks-and-spears’ appendices)

- Lucarios and Charizards are not as ‘low tier’ in real life as they are in SSB. Feel free to attempt to disprove this, but that is on your own head. (ethmul’s appendix)

- Pranks involving the use of the move Gravity almost universally end badly.
That 'almost' is not your get-out clause.

- Hyper Beams are not the universal problem-solving tool.
Stealth Rocks are not the universal problem-solving tool.
Lucarios are not the universal problem-solving tool.

[[- Goodras are no longer allowed to hug transformees. They have enough to worry about without a slime dragon pouncing on them.

- Speaking of Goodras, do not tease their pre-evolutions about not being real dragons. It WILL come back to haunt you.

- Just because the Pokedex says that Litwick eats away at one's soul doesn't mean that you have to avoid them all the time.

- Whoever keeps playing Party Rock over the PA system NEEDS TO KNOCK IT OFF.

- Unwanted combinations of moves and songs: Welcome to the Jungle and Grass Pledge/Frenzy Plant

- Draining moves are not ‘basically the same as’ blood transfusions.]] (XD-somenerd-DX’s appendicies)

- We are not allowed to clone the students. For anything but a very limited set of reasons
Do not tell the students that we have done this several times already and that they 'third generation, fourth for a couple of you'.
Cloning Mike the Ditto will cause the leader of America's most prestigious base to have an aneurysm.

- You cannot claim that you are both millions of years old as a fossil species AND naturally proficient in handguns and advanced technology.

[[- Senior students are discouraged from elaborate ‘graduation ceremonies’ (or worse, straight-up graduation pranks). We are still cleaning up after last time.

- No one is celebrating Asula's deathless birthday.

- Do not re-enact The Matrix with Bullet Seeds or similar attacks.
Even if you genuinely can do the time-slowing thing.

- Fire-types should not be encouraged to do the ice bucket challenge.

- Pokeuman’s natural accelerated healing compared to humans does not mean you can do stupid stuff for YouTube.
Or… you know, in general.

- We are not allowed to overthrow the government because they’re corrupt Extinctionists.
We are not allowed to overthrow the government because they’re corrupt humans.
We are not allowed to overthrow the government because we feel like it or are having a bad day.]] (Andrewlee0520’s appendix)

[[- Brandon is not THE WORLD'S SYMBOL OF PEACE AND JUSTICE.

- You are most certainly not THE WORLD'S SYMBOL OF PEACE AND JUSTICE.

- Smeargles are not allowed to sell any walls they draw on for money.]] (Snivyshadow’s appendicies)

- HM04 Strength is a perfectly well-recognised supplement. The match shall continue as scheduled.

- Anyone possessing the ability Super Luck is to be kept well away from the human lottery. Play fair.

[[- Surprising an Espurr/Meowstic is not a recipe for fun, it is a recipe for property damage.
Surprising Ed Parker the Espurr is like setting of an actual bomb, good job.

- The Lounge is not a speakeasy, ‘da club’ or the Copa Cobana. You do not have to talk like mobsters, pirates or rap artists while you are there.

- The following are not healing items: Pepsi, Coke or other soft drinks, My Cherona, the smiles of children, the Power of Rock, the Power of anything, white noise machines, dragon tears OR ANY OTHER DRAGON PART, dank memes, vapourware, Youtube videos, sick beats, the souls of the innocent, pop-rocks or ‘sandviches’.

- Asking Spindas if they’ve been drinking tonight is a wee bit offensive.
But taking away their keys if they try to drive is justified.

- Extinctionists are not bodysnatchers.
They did go ‘REE’ that one time, but that doesn’t mean anything.
They are also not the creatures from ‘They Live’.

- Mr. X does not have ‘X-Bots’.

- Editing Wikipedia pages on known Pokextinction targets does not count as a ‘smear campaign’.]] (Biffidus-Regularis’ appendicies)

- Do not try and enter a Rapidash into the human horse derbys and then clean up on the betting.

- Do not tell the Psychics to get their second sight checked.

- Brandon Chan does not go Super Saiyan.

- The Long Island school houses are not Team Mystic, Team Valour and Team Instinct.



Update I:


PRT Style:


- Pikachu agents are not to exploit Mimikyu’s natural jealousy for chain-of-command reasons.
Pikachu agents are to use an enemy Mimikyu agent’s natural jealousy as a stop-gap solution only.

- Banned comms phrases: ‘Oh no, not again!’, ‘Funny, how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.’, ‘My doctor says that I have a malformed public-duty gland and a natural deficiency in moral fibre, and that I am therefore excused from saving Universes.’, ‘Am I not Merciful?", “I am frequently underestimated. I think it's because I'm short.’, ‘And now, born from the ashes, (s)he’s a warrior in bloodied black.’ (PokemasterDominic’s appendix)

- Just because they followed you home does not mean you can keep them.

- Entering the common area and beginning with ‘I’m sure none of you would do this, but…’ is not encouraged.

- Do not make up clearance ranks.
Do not then deny information to superior officers on the grounds of not meeting those clearance ranks. They are still your superiors.

- Figuring out how to mess with your comms frequencies to play radio music into everyone else’s headsets was funny. Once. In a training exercise. No more.

- ‘Tactical Gigalith Drop’ is not a mission strategy.

- Do not hire members of the public to carry mission equipment for you.
No, saying that we can mindwipe them after and avoid having to pay up does not make it better.

- We don’t care if it’s possible, we are not going ahead with any plan that involves hiding smaller agents up a Magmortar’s arm.
Operation 2CG was a fluke until proven otherwise. There are to be no attempts to prove otherwise.

- Grappling hooks are not business expenses.

- Do not abduct small human children on the grounds of ‘I mean, they’re probably going to transform sooner or later’.

- Following from the thought about simply getting Pokextinction bases demolished, do not leak ‘confidential business information’ about the valuable mineral rights currently unclaimed under the current target.
Or at least tell the Commander first.

- You have to be able to prove that you were a high-ranking PRT officer before you returned to life as a Ghost-type.

- Difficult team members may not be dealt with by attracting the attention of excitable small children.
Do not pick one guy to perform reconnaissance out of a garbage can on every mission (even to fulfil the Shedinja rule mentioned previously).


General:



- Alolan Raichus do not need to ‘lay off the drugs’.
‘Pancakes’ refers to pancakes. And nothing else.

- Note to Litten students: You can only have to suddenly cough up a burning hairball so many times before it stops being coincidental.

- Comfeys are not the new must-have fashion accessory.
Honedges are not the new must-have fashion accessory.

- Do not replace the pool chlorine with Salazzle pheromone.

- Passimians are not to experiment with swapping their nut weapons for a Spoink pearl.

- Xatus are not Observers.

- The next time we find a Farfetch’d leek stuck up a Clawitzer’s cannon we are going to be very upset.

- Tournament Championship matches are exciting enough without people throwing makeshift Adrenaline Orbs into the arena.

- Do not put up posters in the gym with an image of Buzzwole and ‘This is what happens when you skip Leg Day’ written underneath.

- Using Electric moves is not the time for your best hammy ‘UNLIMITED POWERRRR!’ shout. (MrBooze411’s appendix)

- Mixing Oricorio nectars in one bottle is risky business.

- For Long Island students, do not do anything that would make Dustin of the Elite Four cry.

- We cannot blame the original Pokemon ancestors for everything.

- It turns out ‘fellow’ Mimikyus can tell if it’s actually a bedsheet and two Patrats on each other’s shoulders.

- Even for the progress of Great Science, you do not need to find new Eeveelutions in your spare time.

- Poison Barbs do not make good toys.

- Primarinas are required to learn at least one training song whose lyrics are repeatable in a public place.

[[- Toucannon do not accidentally go off while being cleaned.

- Gumshoos are to stop impersonating Sherlock Holmes.

- We do not have a Total Perspective Vortex. At least, not yet.

- We are no longer allowed to say our car/getaway vehicle has a nuke strapped to it, no matter how accurate.
Especially after a Ghost type steals it for a joyride.]] (PokemasterDominic’s appendicies)

- Any set of moves that your teacher describes as ‘Unusually specific’ will require an explanation.

- Do not call the Porygon ‘Tatsumaki’ until you remember what their name actually is.

- ‘No. Just, no’ is not a double-negative.

- Do not propose more-suitable host bodies for the Banettes, especially based on teachers you dislike.