Haley Quotes

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Random things that I have spewed over the years.


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I use gimp its like poor mans photoshop

*brother says don't eat the ice-cream* I don't want your aids cream

studdle butts

*points to tan leg* TAN *points to pale leg* VAMPIRE

The stalker hawk in its natural habitat

noodles and poodles

The difference between you and me is the difference between short shorts and pants.

Win a swag bag of golf clubs.

*coke or pepsi* Coke... but that shit can clean off rust

its not so bad... being here... being dead...

your words dance around the masses like sunshine on a summer day

i smell like sweat bruises and baby powder

ITS LIKE WRESTLING A BUSH MADE OUT OF SNAKES

Starbucks and yogurt pants

Im sorry, but Im into pans

Lilly liveried bitch titties

there are no mistakes when you are me only inconveniences.

im so awesome I cant blow

I might need to cash you in because you look like a million bucks. *finger guns*

she obviously needs some man power... sadly your not a man.

*nearly gets hit by a car* WOMAN chill your horse-power

I heard butts and came running!

No molesting the merchandise

*Drops mic and walks out*




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You forgot one Giggle That one time you were over at my house, you probably said one of the best things ever and luckily I wrote it down word for word:

"No molesting the merchandise!!"
        -Haley Eason, 2015