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Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 81

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The Department of Hotness now have a new base of operations/form of transportation, it is called the "Zeta Dai-Gurren", an advanced version of the Cathedral Terra from Gurren Lagann (don't ask how a moon-sized starship was build in such a short amount of time). It resembled the Super Galaxy Dai-Gurren only it was gold-colored. Meanwhie, Rae Strange sat at the table in the empty meeting hall. After all the commotion of Malissa's return things were finally starting to quiet down. Alison Cole had rushed to Whitecap bay like a woman possessed and retrieved what was left of Malissa's body. She then used to forbidden magic to bring her back. Malissa was not going to be Alison's 'I let Gwen Stacy die' memory. At the moment, Clara was off in the infirmary acting as a nurse. Team Frost had come back in rather bad shape. Rae had nothing to do but sit in the empty room and listen to music. She was scrolling through her playlist when she felt someone shake her shoulder. She looked up and almost had a heart attack. An extremely weird looking girl was looming over her. She almost looked like a living doll. She had a huge smile on her face and a derp expression.
"Hi." The weird girl said. "I'm the Princess of Mary Sues. I'm here to make you better."
"What?" Rae was confused.
"Everything you do is all wrong, also you're too dark and moody you need a make-over!" The derpy girl grabbed Rae's arm, the mer-witch broke free from her grip.
"Who do you think you are?!" She shouted.
"Now now." The sue said. "If you don't behave, I'll have to cast a magic spell on you." She pulled out a plastic wand with a price tag on it. Rae rolled her eyes.
"Are you serious."
"Yes I am!" The annoying derp, chirped. "I'm the most perfectest girl in the whole universe and I can do magic and spellz and I can..."

"You did what?!" Clara screamed in horror.
"Well she deserved it." Rae said, nonchalantly.
"But....you...off a building?" Clara stammered.
"Any objections?" Rae asked the other members. No-one raised their hand. "I don't see any problem." Rae said. "At least she's gone and I'll never have to see her retarded face again."
Suddenly the doors opened and the Princess of all Mary Sues came skipping in.
Alison and Malissa gave eachother a look that said 'What the Hell?!' Rae stormed up to the girl.
"How the Hell did you get here?!" She demanded.
"I flew my magical unicorn, Glitter-bum." She said.
"How are you still alive? I threw you off a clocktower!"
"I can duplicate myself whenever I want. One clone died but I'm still here." Rae grabbed the annoying thing by her collar.
"Then I will just have to keep killing you until you stay dead!" To be continued....

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Chapter 1: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 1
Chapter 2: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 2
Chapter 3: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 3
Chapter 4: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 4
Chapter 5: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 5
Chapter 6: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 6
Chapter 7: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 7
Chapter 8: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 8
Chapter 9: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 9
Chapter 10: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 10
Chapter 11: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 11
Chapter 12: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 12
Chapter 13: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 13
Chapter 14: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 14
Chapter 15: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 15
Chapter 16: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 16
Chapter 17: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 17
Chapter 18: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 18
Chapter 19: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 19
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Chapter 21: Hottie 5: Fifty Shades of Epic, Ch. 21
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victauron's avatar
I have a feeling the Princess of Mary Sues might make good comic relief.