Arrony Meme Mildred

So I saw this pict from  
I immedieately thought it might make for a cute meme.
Can you draw your character like this?
Would you draw your character like this might be a better question.

This is all part of a Thanksgiving collab pict he's making.
Check it out!-->  Thanksgiving Collab 2015
It's that time of year once again.
Every year, I hold a collab where each artist submits a character to prepare for the Thanksgiving parade.
Due to the angle this year, I'm going to give street floats one last try. If this one doesn't get enough float entries, this will be the last collab that will have them. Like the balloons, it can be a normal float or someone TFed into one. To help with the point of view and the direction the characters are facing, here's what the background and layout example looks like:
Even if you're not from the US or you don't celebrate Thanksgiving where you are, you are allowed to enter the collab as long as you follow the rules.
Here are the rules:
1) Post in this journal or note me if you wish to enter.
2) Must be your own original character. No popular trademarked characters.
3) For the non-artists (writer