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Hey all, TheFwank here, a.k.a. SoylentOrange. My commission queue finally emptied, so time to open up commissions again!
I’m offering my services as a writer/editor for very reasonable rates, just e-mail me at TheFwank@mail.com . If you need help getting your story off the ground, I can organize your thoughts into an outline. If you’ve got an outline, I can help make a breakdown map of each major scene in the story. If you’ve got a breakdown map, I can help you segue between the scenes. And if you’ve got all of that done, I can proofread your draft and polish it to a mirror shine. I can even write in any spots you're stuck on, from a few paragraphs to a whole long scene.
I’m offering my services as a writer/editor for very reasonable rates, just e-mail me at TheFwank@mail.com . If you need help getting your story off the ground, I can organize your thoughts into an outline. If you’ve got an outline, I can help make a breakdown map of each major scene in the story. If you’ve got a breakdown map, I can help you segue between the scenes. And if you’ve got all of that done, I can proofread your draft and polish it to a mirror shine. I can even write in any spots you're stuck on, from a few paragraphs to a whole long scene.
Just bought some adoptables you need to make characters out of? Soy’s got you covered. Working on an indie video game and need to fit a big thought into a small textbox? Soy’s succinct. Trying to write a comic and need help with composition? Soy can make your pages flow. I even do fanfic and Addventure episodes!
Professional quality at amateur rates! E-mail me at TheFwank@mail.com, note me on FA or DA, (Both "TheFwank") and we’ll set a schedule that’s right for you to make the best stories you can make!
And if you want to see examples of my work, here’s the best place to start: thefwank.deviantart.com/favour…I'VE BEEN HACKED
Don't trust anything you see from me for the next week
Pageant II YCH Sale!
Hey alls, we're getting ready to finish up the Pageant II comic :iconJesoran: and I have been working on, and since it's the christmas seas we're putting the Judge slots on sale at 25% off! Get four+ cameos in the comic as well as determining which transformations get featured in the ending! We've got two slots available, one for anthros: www.deviantart.com/jesoran/art/Pageant-II-Judge-YCH-Slot-Sale-1000659766 And one for humans: www.deviantart.com/thesoylentorange/art/Pageant-II-Comic-YCH-Auction-Five-Cameos-in-one-1000656619 Though given that the full suite of Peer Le' Ko nanocosmetics is available to all judges, you can have just about any look you like! No matter what size or shape your OC is, as long as you're okay with having them dressed nicely for the even, you're good to go!
Pop quiz!
So, since the contest is cancelled, and I'm in an inordinate amount of pain (Journal on that later), I'm just gonna go ahead and post the trivia questions here. Anyone who wants to answer can, whoever has the best combo of quickest and most correct answers wins the prizes I was saving up for the actual contest. You can note me the answers, discord them (If you've already got my info, I'm not giving it away here) or just post them in the comments here, though unless you're *really* fast it would probably be a bad idea, since you'd be giving away all the answers you looked up to anyone who came later. Trivia questions: 1. What Does Maddison Ellison do for work? 2. What food does Lynn from Satisfaction eat to transform? 3. Name one of the weapons Queen Aisling from Royal Gains is wielding in the four versions of her statue she sees. 4. In which annual Peer Lè Ko pageant did Beth make her debut? 5. What injury causes Jade's final and most drastic transformation from "In space, no one can hear you cream"? 6. Where does Ashley Goodspeed's money come from? 7. What food was the "bottomless bag of bloating" filled with? 8. What meal were Angela and Matilda sharing when their butts suddenly started to grow out of control? 9. Where does Sidney Arthur Graham work? 10. What degree are Mary Carver and Katie Green studying for in Mary's Story? 11. Which two anime characters were the deuteragonists of "Gymnasty" cosplaying as? 12. What is Lust from Sid and The Girls' Human name? 13. Name one of the three desires of the girl in "Willing Flesh"? 14. What law of physics is Zulie from Macro Hourglass Mage trying to overturn? 15. Name one of SpiralingStaircase's milestone hit-pics that got an accompanying story. 16. What does Bethany Ellison do for work? 17. Name the three aspects of the alien parasite/symbiote in Mary's Story. 18. What is Gail Aucalf's real name? 19. What does Holly get turned into in The Desserter? 20. Name any of the specific potions from The Pageant, name and number. 21. Who or what caused Jennie Bingham's breasts to grow? 22. Name the two ingredients needed to fulfill Millia's Request. 23. The Copernicus' ship-board AI is named what? Good luck!
Got COVID again
Whee. Hopefully it's not a month long like last time. Any of you with commissions, work is going to slow down a LOT. I mean, it's COVID, dunno what to tell you. T_T. If you're feeling charitable but still want something out of it, maybe bid on a YCH? That'll help keep me afloat when I can barely get a handful of lucid hours a day... Get your boosters, people! >.
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Will that be a point commission?