Wedgie Academy: Chapter 1

"You have been invited to attend the prestigious university of W Academy. Congratulations on this wonderful accomplishment! Here at W Academy we pride ourselves in excellent teachers and staff, as well as a high GPA. We offer you a chance to come here completely free of charge because we need more wonderful students like you in our school. We hope you can join us in our wonderful academy.

Thank you for your consideration,
-Reptile

This is what the letter read that everyone held in the presentation room they were sitting in. For the past half hour or so various new students had been sitting in the room waiting for a presentation. It was quite the strange mix of students as well. There was anything from human, to pony, to anthro, to even creatures nobody really had ever heard about. It had all been strange and exciting at first when somebody would come into the room and look around to see various species they never knew existed from other universes, but the whole crossover universe concept had lost its charm when the presenter was a half hour late.

All of them looked around at each not exactly knowing what to do. Some fumbled around with the invitation while others looked around wondering if they had come to the wrong class. Nobody had really talked or broken the ice yet, everyone just kind of sat around.

Among the students sat Susan Spank, a female white unicorn pony with a dark and light blue mane with fetishes for wedgies and spankings. Rider, a black pegasus pony male with a blue and green mane. Flyscratch, a male blue unicorn pony with a green and pink mane. Blue, a blue human like figure with a red X where his face should be who was a super hero that protected the innocent. Mayrln Rose, a pink anthro chimpmunk with black hair and a yellow suit who was also Flyscratch's girlfriend. Star, a purple and pink female anthro Dragon.

Pandora Pentagram, an alicorn pony who's right eye is white with red iris and the left eye is black with a red iris. Silver coat, Short white mane and tail with red tips at the ends, and a fang showing out of the right side of her mouth. She also had a small box hanging from a necklace on her.

Timid Pentagram, who was Pandora's sister was another alicorn pony with a light blue coat with a medium yellow-green mane and tail. She had dark blue eyes and no fangs showing.

Ignorance Pentagram, yet another member of the Pentagram family who was a female alicorn with a light purple coat with a dark green and yellow mane and tail with light green eyes.

There was also Gray Feather, a pegasus with pale skin, choppy grey hair, and gray eyes. She was also very fast and liked grape Popsicles. Flame, a male unicorn with a goldish colored coat and red Mane. Wild, a female pegasus with a goldish colored coat and red mane. Petal Lily, a bright green female unicorn with a yellow mane. Goldfeather was another pony who was a female pegasus with a yellow coat and a gold mane. Camarah and Cameron were both twins with Camarah having short red hair, and Cameron having short blue. Both had Carmel skin, and were shy until they got warmed up with people.

Of course there were more students as well. Dennis, yet another student, was a boy who was a kind of geeky counter culture kind of guy. He wore glasses and was currently in a graphic t-shirt. Sandra, a girl with darker skin and glasses sat next to her boyfriend Ashkon who had light brown hair and darker white skin. Both of them were a bit quieter and could be a bit nerdy for certain things, especially anything related to Rooster Teeth. Finally, there was Angel, a girl who could be a bit of a rebel at times, but was mostly protective and loving. Her long dark brown hair flowed down her back, and she wore a tank top and jean shorts.

All of these students sat around waiting. There were a couple of empty seats reserved for people who hadn't shown up yet but may have later. Either way the clock kept ticking, and boredom and frustration started to hit the students. What if this had all been some joke set up by somebody. Eventually Pandora stood up and broke the silence.

"That's it I'm done with waiting. This is obviously some kind of joke. I think we should all leave and stop wasting our time." said Pandora.

"I'd have to agree." said Dennis. "We've been waiting around for a while now."

"I don't know guys I think we should stick around," said Rider, "the presenter is probably just running  late. We should give it at least a couple more minutes. Plus I don't want to leave alone with her..." he said looking over.

"Oh come on Rider I was saving this paddle just for you today." grinned Susan holding up a paddle. "If it weren't for this class I'd be using it right now."

"You should use it!" said Flame.

"Yeah I'm bored! Some entertainment is just what I need right now!" said Wild.

"Oh my. I don't think we should do that.." said Petal.

"I just want the presenter to be here." said Goldfeather.

As almost a direct answer to that a voice was heard outside the door.

"Oh... crap that was supposed to be started a half hour ago!" exclaimed the voice.

"Well maybe if you hadn't been messing around we would have gotten there earlier." said another voice.

"You're the one who wanted to stop and buy cookies!" responded the one voice.

"Whatever I've gotta get to class. Good luck with your presentation." said the other voice.

The door opened and yet another pony stepped through the door. She was dressed in a blue polo shirt with a "W" insignia on it and wore a blue and white checkered skirt. Her black hair crossed one side of her face, and she was a white pegasus pony with red pupils.

"Sorry I'm late, I was doing important uh presenter stuff..." she said.

"So anyways welcome to W academy. My name is Ellie Shadowhoof. I know that as a student here I'm sure you'll find out school to be very good. It's a bit... different from other schools but th- that's not important right now." she said with a hint of nervousness.

"What do you mean by different?" asked Gray Feather.

"W- well some of our school traditions and customs can be a bit strange to others at first. I'm sure you'll get used to it though." said Ellie. "Now according to my list of topics the first one I have to get through is uniforms so uh let me get to that slide.

Ellie clicked on the remote and there was a fancy overdone transition to a slide on school uniforms. Now then uniforms consist of a blue t shirt like the one I'm wearing and maybe a sweater vest if you REALLY want one, but they're not mandatory. As for the bottoms the girls will wear a blue and white checkered skirt, and the boys will be wearing a black pair of shorts. These will be required to wear so don't break the dress code or else... n- nevermind."

"Aww but we don't wanna wear uniforms." said Camarah and Cameron.

"You probably should." responded Ellie. "It'll hurt if you don't. Now uh onto our school underwear policy..."

Before she could finish her statement the lights in the room all flickered off. The PowerPoint on the screen changed to video footage of a guy in a black hoodie sitting at a desk. The room he was in seemed to be an office, but the lack of lighting made it hard to tell. His yellow reptilian eyes looked at the camera ahead.

"Hello class and let me welcome you to your new home at W academy. I am your principal Mr. Reptile, but you can call me Reptile. I'm also the creator of this school, and as such I made it in my image. You see this isn't a typical school that you'd attend ours is different. If some of you can't already tell the letter W in W Academy stands for wedgie. You have just locked yourself into a school that will be highly centered around wedgies. In fact it'll be one of the key factors of your experience here." grinned Reptile.

The whole class grew a little more nervous. They realized that this guy might not have the best intentions for their experience here as a student.

"Wh- what do you mean the school focuses around wedgies?" asked Sandra.

"I'm glad you asked." said Reptile. "You see how high up in this school you are depends on the amount of wedgies you give. The more you give the more points you get. However, if your given one you loose points. Those who get the highest scores will be able to attain just about anything they want. You want to go to a good college, I can make sure of it. You want money, I can give you that too. Fame and popularity in this very school can be yours if you give enough wedgies.

"Th- that's not right." said Blue. "You're going to have the strong unjustly going against the weak."

"Not necessarily. Giving wedgies doesn't just require strength. It requires coordination and stealth as well. In the end this battle will be won by those who outsmart the others." said Reptile. "Kind of like I did just now. If you'll look behind you you'll notice a little rounded hook underneath the back of all your underwear."

All the students looked behind them and sure enough the back of each of their underwear was attached to a little hook. Nervousness set in as each of the students began to realize what could happen to them.

"Now onto our school dress code. Our school prides itself in our clothing, including our underwear. Your new uniform will consist of either white panties or briefs with our school "W" on the butt of them. They are very stretchy and can be pulled up very high. They're also strong and don't rip very easily making hanging wedgies last for very long. But now we've gotta get rid of your old underwear. And what better way to do that then by giving you a tease of what's to come." said Reptile.

The hook jerked ripping a few thongs, but for those with other types of underwear they were unfortunately pulled off the ground. " Ahhhh!" yelled most of the class as they were hoisted up. The leg holes shot up between their cheeks as they were suspended in the air. Creaking and ripping could be heard throughout the room. The hook bounced them to speed up the ripping process making their underwear only go up further. Slowly but surely everyone fell to the ground groaning in pain from their wedgie.

"Why couldn't I have just gone to Harvard?" groaned Star massaging her sore rear.

"Oh and let me give some rules.1. If someone gives you a wedgie you cannot pick it until the end of the day. 2. No magic or powers. If you're caught using any form of it, or if it is reported you will loose all your point as well as be hung from non ripping underwear for 8 hours. 3. You can leave the campus at any time. Just know that every minute you spend away will be a minute receiving a wedgie, so I wouldn't head out too much if I were you. And just remember this in this school it's wedgie or be we-"

"hOI I'm Cassie!" said a Temmie jumping into the screen.

"Cassie shoo I'm trying to sound cool to our new students." complained Reptile.

"hOI there." smiled the little cat creature at the camera.

"Ugh forget it. The atmosphere is ruined. Well students remember what I said." he said as the screen flickered off.

"So uh that always happens with new students. By now you can probably see what I meant by strange traditions but uh hey on the bright side there's uh.... So I'll just show you to your rooms. Your uniforms should be in there." said Ellie.

"I wanna go home." said Rider.

"Well uh I'd gladly let you but you know that thing you signed at the door. That was a slip to register you in the school so... it'd be too difficult to go through legal troubles to leaves soooooo yeah." said Ellie.

"Look on the Bright Side Rider. I get to wedgie you in school for points. Isn't that great?" said Susan.

"N- no." said Rider.

"I kind of agree. I love pranks so giving wedgies for points sounds fun!" said Flyscratch. "Don't you agree Mayrln?"

"Sure it's sounds kind of fun." said Mayrln.

"We shouldn't turn on each other though. If we want our experience here to be pleasant we shouldn't start fighting right away." suggested Angel. "But the thought of giving some people some wedgies does sound pretty fun!"

"Well I'll show you guys to your rooms. Like many other schools it's separated by boys and girls. Don't go sneaking off at night, even though you most likely will and I don't care." said Ellie walking them out of the room and towards their rooms.

As they walked they passed a young looking janitor. He had brown hair and glasses and his name tag said "Jack". He'd most likely play a role later on in the story cause janitors are the characters you'd least expect to be cool, yet they manage to be the coolest character by showing off some hidden talent you'd never guess they'd have.

Either way the students were tired and the adventure at Wedgie Academy was only beginning...