Susan Coffey as Anita Hallot

Scene from: "Camelorum Adventures"
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BACKGROUND
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Anita Hallot needs a whole lot - of action, that is!

This ever-high-spirited radio host was framed for shooting a stunt plane out of the sky and making it crash into a cotton candy factory, by none other than the infamous Rita "Twisted Noodle" Rigatoni herself!

Sentenced to five years at Camelorum Correctional in Dromedary Heights, DE, the cheery chica quickly befriended her cellmate Gwen "the Ferretslayer" Indot - who is a living bad luck charm to all weasel-like lifeforms.  A team of scientists periodically run tests, studying the girls' various eccentricities to learn all they can about the effects of Xomian radiation exposure.

Anita is so persuasive, she is even allowed to run her radio show from her cell - albeit, with the warden collecting the majority of her paycheck.  She has a smile, a laugh, and a song ready for almost any occasion, even if most would find her situation too depressing to do much of anything.

But don't think she's all harmless fluff!  When a dastardly conspiracy of rogue scientists fired from Purview Labs try to infect the prisoners with the "Babel Chip" as part of a nefarious social experiment, it's Anita who helps security guard Antonio catch the cuckoos and stop them from turning everyone's speech into (completely hilarious) nonsense!

She has a microphone, and knows how and when to use it! 

Anita's first inclination is to be everyone's friend - but she isn't as stupid as her grin may make her seem, so don't be fooled!  She also knows a bit more martial arts than she lets on.  She only feigns being an idiot.  Though...her excessively bubbly personality has many thinking she should be transferred to Alpacalorum Mental Hospital and treated for manic disorder.

"Oh, relax!  Nobody here is gonna eat your eyes, silly!  Though...I might want some superglue if you get on my nerves!  After all...not everyone can effectively balance a CD-mini on their nose!"

Her favorite song: "Walking on Sunshine."  She has her own version just for drunks: "You Drank Too Much Moonshine."

Anita gets along really well with: Carly, Candace, Emily, Gwen, Janet, Barry, Joe, Annie, Antonio, Patrick, Jenny Jane, and Jenny Kay.

She does NOT get along particularly well with: Luin, Rita, Bob, or Katrina. 

The only one she really DESPISES, is the Cheshire Pig.  Then again, that's not hard to do, since he's like a merger of the Cheshire Cat with the Annoying Orange and Tobey Keith, but in the body of an ever-smiling pig.  (Don't even ask why the prison lets a pig run wild through the halls!)

Her prison number is the customer service phone number for the Sham Wow, in case anyone was curious.  (The warden, Stan Woudean, likes to assign numbers based on jokes and product placements.)