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Things the Death Note Characters Cannot Do- Light

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Things Light Cannot Do.


1. I can no longer steal Apples

2. I can no longer feed said apples to my pet Shinigami

3. Even if said Shinigami will go into withdrawal without them

4. I can no longer laugh evilly when writing names in death Note

5. I can no longer write criminal names in the death note

6. I can no longer write any names in the death note

7. Even if that means that I cannot create my own utopia

8. I also cannot get misa to write names in the death note for me

9. Nor can I convince ryuk to kill her to make her go away

10. L is a strawberry cake addict, I can't take away his cake or he will get violent

11. I cannot trick, bribe or convince the task force to take away his cake either

12. Especially not Matsuda, who will end up dying for it

13. Supposedly he really is necessity to the team, his death would not be ideal

14. I cannot take over the world

15. Even though the government is doing a crap job of running the world

16. I also can no longer manipulate girls

17. I'm told that's unethical. Tch, they just don't understand that I am god.

18. I'm not allowed to play takada and Misa, cleaning up after catfights is expensive.

19. I am not allowed to trick my dad into using the death note

20. Or trick him into trading for the Shinigami eyes

21. Tricking Rem into killing L and Watari is forbidden

22. I also cannot trick her into killing anyone else that will result in her death

23. Grand soliloquies about my divine calling are forbidden

24. The foolish people do not want to hear my true calling to godhood

25. I cannot let Beyond Birthday out of prison

26. Even if Beyond promises to kill L

27. It is illegal to drug L's cake

28. Even if a high L is hysterical

29. And I cannot trick him into revealing his real name

30. Because that's also illegal due to the methods it would take to reveal such info

31. I cannot be Kira, not today or tomorrow. I am expressly forbidden to become Kira

32. But that will not stop me. I WILL BE THE GOD OF THE NEW WORLD!

Hello fellow Death Note fans:)

So this was a idea that I came across on DeviantArt when I was looking for writing prompts. I've seen variations of this idea done for different fandoms before but never really payed any attention to it until a couple of days ago when I was tired and really just wanted to take a small break from a large writing project I'm trying to get done before February. My brain needed a small break and so rather then not doing any writing at all I decided to put together something small and fun, thus this was born:D

I have other "Things I cannot do" lists in progress for other Death Note characters, so make sure to keep an eye out for the other lists that will be added to this "story" soon! I also have various other Death Note oneshots (humour and otherwise) as well as multi-chapter stories if you are interested:D (shameless self promotion, I know XD)

Anyway, hope you all enjoyed all the things that Light cannot do!

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TheseWingsofDarkness's avatar
I love the part about L's cake.