Comedy-Humor Fan Fiction Recommendations

Cocktail Night by Koalagriton

turtle-sketches and I were deciding what cocktails would fit each turtle. This story was a result. Rated: M

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The Miscalculation by Hummerhouse

Leo and Raph simply can't stop competing. Rated: T

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Snapshots of Time XVIII by Hummerhouse
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Momentary glimpses of life, captured and placed into an album. Drabble sets 2k3 verse. Rated: T

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Switch by Hummerhouse
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Getting dressed with the lights off can have a downside.  Or not. Rated: M

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Mikey’s Worst Move Ever by CJtheStoryteller
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Set before 'Slash and Destroy.' Mikey has really gone and done it this time. He's lost Raph's most prized possession, and if the hotheaded turtle finds out, Mikey's toast. Can Donnie figure out a way to save his little brother's shell? Rated: K

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Always Knows (Part of TMNT Shell Shots) by CJtheStoryteller
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

This is a random collection of TMNT one-shots, including short stories based on the episodes 'Broken Foot,' 'The Power Inside Her,' 'The Deadly Venom,' 'Requiem,' 'Heart of Evil,' 'Owari,' 'Monkey Brains,' 'The Creeping Doom,' 'Scroll of the Demodragon,' 'Raphael: Mutant Apocalypse,' and 'Buried Secrets.' Rated: K+

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Kind of Cute by CJtheStoryteller
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

Saying ‘no’ to Mikey is a lot harder than Donnie thinks. Rated: K+

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Friday Night by WinterHeath
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

If you like Leo and Karai running around like in a chic flick, being careless and slightly idiotic, possibly drunk –heck, quite drunk, then this story might just be for you... Rated: T

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Better Unanswered by slipstream
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

As a reporter, April O'Neil doesn't believe in questions that she shouldn't know the answers to. "Okay," she says, pretending for a moment longer that she's not in her bathroom talking to her own reflection with an ironing board and a stack of pillows belted to her back. "Let the experiment begin." (AKA, Exactly How DO Giant Mutant Turtles Use the Bathroom? 2k14 verse) Rated: K+

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Plumbing Issues by SleepingSeeker
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

2k14 'verse. Set in the Love's Incipience series. For Leonardo, knowing his brothers like the back of his hand can sometimes be a curse. Rated: T

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Strange Vegetables by SleepingSeeker
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

2k12 'verse. Written for Leorai Week over on Tumblr. Day 1: Tease. Rated: K+

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Katana, Kleenex, and Karai or When Leo Gets Sick by Tarin2014tfan
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Leo has denied being sick, and it has finally caught up to him in a less than dignified manner. Rated: M

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The Dangers of Four Month Old Rum Cake by Tarin2014tfan
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

Leo forgot to throw out a four month old rum cake after cleaning out the kitchen cabinets. Rated: M

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Puppies and Vacuums Don’t Mix by Tarin2014tfan
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

Mikey tries to cut corners with his Spring cleaning chores. Rated: M

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Baked Goods by crazycatlady713

Dave's not here, maaaan. Rated for crude language, substance abuse and vile speculation as to the sex lives of beloved Disney characters. Rated: T

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Stealers Keepers by hotmilkytea
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

[2012] In which Donnie steals one thing too many, inadvertently causes a space war, and Leo gets a stomach ulcer. Probably. (aka How Donnie met Jhanna (and Leo got a stomach ulcer).) Rated: T

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hey batter batter by hotmilkytea
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

For as long as Raph’s known Donnie, he’s never been mean about sports – at least, not like he could be. He just waves it off whenever Raph wants to watch hockey, or boxing. Rated: K+

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Dial V for Violence by hotmilkytea
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

The phone-call is annoying for three reasons: Rated: K+

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Hot (Chicken) Soup for the Soul by hotmilkytea
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Retirement is not going quite so well for Lou Jitsu. Rated: G

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Stamina by Reader115
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Raphael should know better than to bet against Leonardo. Rated: M

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TMNT: Boys’ Night Out by princessebee
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

2k7verse. Casey's got a big night out planned for Raph. Mikey wants to tag along. Donnie's got a few suggestions and Leo... well, Leo might need some persuading. Rated: T

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Losing The Bet by Skandron
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

The stakes are high & Leonardo may have underestimated a pissed-off Donatello. Rated: T

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Straw On The Camel’s Back by cndrow
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Donatello's new neighbor is amazing- gorgeous, sexy, perfect. But Raphael is so close, and yet so far, rudely invading Donatello's daydreams, and after a week he's had it. When loud sex interrupts his peaceful evening, Donatello decides to wreck Raphael's tryst before it adds more fuel to the fire. Rated: M

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Bracelet by cndrow
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Raph finds Leo jealously hiding a bracelet, of all things. He's even more puzzled when he finds out Donnie has one. Rated: T

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Heatwave by Lexifer
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

A spring heatwave leaves the turtles feeling off their game and thinking they might be sick. Their true malady only becomes apparent once April breezes in for a visit. Set in the 2k12 world. Rated: T

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Basic Trig by Aclet
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

"So, just to get things straight." He massages his temples and breathes slowly. "You don't know what a hypotenuse is, you have never heard of Pythagoras' theorem and your test is at seven thirty AM, is that correct?" Rated: K+

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The Favor by Flynne
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

When Casey's in a bind, Leo's the one he turns to for help...much to Leo's dismay. "So whaddaya say, Leo? Can you help me?" "Uh...Casey, I really don't think I'm the right person to ask. Why don't you ask Raph?" "Come on, you know I can't ask HIM. I'd never hear the end of it." Rated: K

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A Study of Feline Behavior by Flynne
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Everyone knows Mikey is Klunk's favorite, but Klunk always makes sure to pay attention to his uncles. A short series of one-shots focusing on Klunk and Mikey's brothers. Rated: K+

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That Which is Known as the Plot Bunny by Cynlee
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Kra'ang dabbles in that which is known as 'fan-fiction'. One-shot! Rated: T

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Booyakashawft? By Cynlee
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

I'm not the only one not handling the newest incarnation of Ninja Turtles very well. Donatello isn't happy, either. Rated: T

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Ninja, Please! by Cynlee
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Leonardo once again is his own worst enemy. Rated: M

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Stalking the GreenEyed Monster by Cynlee
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

10-year-old Mike knows more about katas than Leo? No Way! Or DOES he? Rated: K+

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A Mikey Moment by Cynlee
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

A physician who treats himself has a fool for a doctor. Sorry. Mike learns a few lessons about his own limits is probably a better description without giving away the story. Rated: K+

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The Hangover: TMNT edition by TheIncredibleDancingBetty
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

It was just an innocent party with some spiked punch...when they woke up with no recollection of the previous night. What happened? Raph, where'd you get that? Leo, where'd they go? Mikey, you're a Mommy? Don...you did what? Wait, who's missing? Embarrassing moments are sure to come! Rated: T

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What Happens at Comic Con, STAYS at Comic Con! Leo’s Tale by TheIncredibleDancingBetty
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

After Raph and Mike experienced their first intense sexual experience the previous year, they manage to drag the others back there. What do you think, Leo? Do you feel...'lucky'? Rated: M

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A Serious Case of the Giggles by LittleKy
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

The lair has been gloomy and full of tension as of late- Leo is uptight, Don is hidden away in his lab, and Raph is sulking. And Mikey's had enough of it. A fluffy oneshot. Rated: K+

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Put it in by FoxKids1302
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

“Donnie, are you sure this is safe?” Rated: M

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The Forbidden Conversation by Rachel Erica
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

When Mikey is seen acting on his teenage boy urges, he must face the humiliation and torture from his family. The problem is, he's not sure whose torture is worse: Raph and Leo's teasing or Donnie and Splinter's lectures. One-Shot Rated: T

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Go FIsh by The Dragon’s Scribe
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

A game of "Go Fish", Vodka, sexual innuendos, and some accusations between Raphael and Leonardo. Rated: M

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Grape Tomatoes by whenshewasgood
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Bishop's truth serum reveals secrets of a nature he never intended. Definitely not as dark as it sounds. Rated: T

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The Talk by Winnychan
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

The turtles must endure a rather belated Talk about the birds and the bees. Mortification ensues! Set after the 2007 CGI movie, but elements of the 2K3 and Mirage comics have been thrown in for funsies. Rated: M

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77 Things Michelangelo is Not Allowed to Do on a Mission by Winnychan

The title is self-explanatory. Rated: K+

Reader: Hold your sides ‘cause this list will split you wide open.

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Situational Awareness by Winnychan
The four turtles are trying to get back underground after a successful mission which took them outside of their usual Manhattan </span>stomping grounds, but their preferred route is now blocked. Mostly an excuse for some fun banter between brothers. The guys are around age 20 in this short, slice-of-life drabble. No warnings other than explicit language. Rated: T

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Viva la Renaissance by Winnychan, xkingofgamesx

Raphael and Donatello try absinthe together. Nobody sees any green fairies or hallucinates. Don would happily explain, that's just not what real absinthe DOES. But, oh... man, is it strong. Rated: T

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Special by zenonaa
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Mercury Flower Ocean May only ever wanted a normal life. Or at least a life that didn't involve wormholes, sparkling turtles and cosmo tips from an alien that looked like a giant raisin. Rated: T

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Connection Error by Sanru
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

In hindsight, Donatello should have just gone into the dojo and avoided the unpleasant predicament in the sewers altogether. It may have prevented the Great Mop Attack in the very least. Rated: K+

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Never Again by MissMoMo1990
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Mikey and alcohol don't go well together. Rated: K+

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Taking One For The Team by vacant houses
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Oneshot. Crack. In which the turtles are captured and stuck in a cell, Leonardo attempts to stage an intervention, Raphael has a serious problem, Donatello and Michelangelo try to challenge the status quo and Karai takes the tiniest steps in moving beyond her usual game plan. Unfortunately, reality has other ideas. Rated: T

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Wonderbrats by vacant houses
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Crack fic. The TMNTs' lives are ruined when their home is invaded by hundreds of mutant babies they supposedly fathered. Now complete with an explosion. Rated: M

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Trial By Drugstore: Or Boyfriend Test 3 by DarkUnderworld
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

SS A New Way to Torture challenge. Takes place in 'The Proposition' Universe, but don't have to read to understand this fic. Raph and Don go to the drugstore for some 'products' for Don's girlfriend, and Raph is along for the ride. Rated: T

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Fluctuations by Teratophelia
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

"Raphie? Come here a second would you please?" If anyone else in the world had stopped the red-banded turtle on his way to Casey's this night, they'd either have been ignored, or thoroughly pummeled. Rated: M

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Kalamari by GoblinCatKC
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Leonardo and Raphael are captured by the Foot Clan and held in a tiny cage when Shredder comes to monologue at them. Fortunately, they know something Shredder doesn't. Correct turtle anatomy...it's not just for awesome sex. Rated: M

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Sweet Sins by Goblin Cat KC
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

A hidden candy stash, a guilty thief, and a mystery. Warnings: happy endings, made up video games and Mikey playing Sherlock Holmes. Light OT4. Rated: T

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Cans of Chicken Soup by Goblin Cat KC

Ficlet. Grocery shopping for ninja turtles. Raph::Leo. Done for a different type of flaming: inclusion on the Worst Fanfictions tmnt comm. Not that I mind so much. I got to meet Saya because of it. Rated: T

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The Threat From Beyond the Fourth Wall by DisneyDelinquent
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Michelangelo wakes up to find himself trapped in a bad fan fiction. To save his reality and his manhood from being totally wiped out, he'll have to team up with the teeny-bopping apprentice Timestress and face his greatest Enemy: his own darn fangirls. Rated: T

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Sex in the Sewer by FairDrea
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Crackfic. Sooo...this is what happens when authors get bored, and get writers block on romance, and end up staying up way too late watching Sex in the City. Enjoy! Rated: K+

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Happy Halloween, Mr. Red by zenonaa aka Livi-Love
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

The turtles go trick or treating with April and the children she's babysitting. They learn that some people still give out fruit and the freedom Halloween brings isn't restricted to only them. Rated: K+

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Epic Fail by Caleigho
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Leo attempts to make a cake. My first humor fic. Rated: K

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White Rabbit by MeganeChan720
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Just a drabble featuring April and Usagi, but definitely not in the way you're thinking. Rated: K

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April’s Diary by Connie Nervegas
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them. Rated: T

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Farm Animals by Connie Nervegas
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Leo and Raph decompress on Casey's farm. Rated: T

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Leo’s Journal by Connie Nervegas
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Leo keeps an account of his activities in Central America. He meets interesting people, gets exotic diseases and inherits goats. Also battles injustice too. Rated: T

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Battle of the Bowl by notawordsmith
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Leo is in the fight of his life, and is uncertain of success. Can he win? If not him then who? Leo's POV.  Rated: K+

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Forbidden by Mendeia
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Series of related one-shots. It isn't just Master Splinter who tries to enforce rules in the lair... Rated: K+

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Dallas by M.D. Owen/mindymousie
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Technology strike. Revenge on three brothers. Rated: K+

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Inception by BlowMyHeartUp
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

A silly oneshot about what can happen to your brain if you go to see a certain very confusing film. Don't read if you haven't seen Inception yet! Rated: K+

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The Heart Never Lies by deathoftoast
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Raphael has always had issues with his brothers, so when someone appears who seems to understand him, of course he wants to be closer to them. This is an April Fools joke I did for 2010 to see if people would believe it was a serious yet bad fanfiction. Rated: K+

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TMNT: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual – LEONARDO by geaven

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a NINJA TURTLE! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Eastman & Laird Enterprises unit, please follow the instructions detailed in this manual. Rated: K

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TMNT: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual – RAPHAEL by geaven

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a NINJA TURTLE! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Eastman & Laird Enterprises unit, please follow the instructions detailed in this manual. Rated: K

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TMNT: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual – DONATELLO by geaven

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a NINJA TURTLE! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Eastman & Laird Enterprises unit, please follow the instructions detailed in this manual. Rated: K

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TMNT: The Owner’s Guide and Maintenance Manual – Michelangelo by geaven

Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a NINJA TURTLE! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Eastman & Laird Enterprises unit, please follow the instructions detailed in this manual. Rated: K

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Where do Babies come from? by geaven

Eight-year-olds Raph and Mikey discuss the subject of reproduction. Rated: K

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Notes on the Fridge by geaven
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Just what the title implies - it's notes on the fridge. Rated: M

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Four Turtles And A Babe by Sewer Slider
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

The Ninja Turtles find a mysterious girl... again. Rated: T

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Need a Dispenser Here! by Kakawot
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

2003-series – A turtle's shell is incredibly hard and durable. And it makes for some unique combat situations. Poor Don. Rated: K

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Donatello’s Quest for Coffee by Hyaroo
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

A parody of INFOCOM-style text based adventure games: Donatello is on a quest to get some coffee... sounds easy, right? Rated: K+

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No Need For Toasters by Serendipity1
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Donatello lays down the law about the treatment of toasters.

Author's Notes: Has anyone noticed how every time Don needs to fix something in fanon, it usually turns out to be a toaster? Yeah. I totally did, too. Rated: K

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There’s No Excuse For This by Serendipity1
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Leo manages to convert the Shredder with his own masculine wiles. Everyone else agrees this is insane. OR IS IT? Rated: T

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The Itinerant Lover by Serendipity1

This is a work of satire. Any resemblance to non-satirical works is completely dulled by the delight of comedy. A 'romantic' interlude between the brothers. Rated: M

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Hell’s Angels by Serendipity1

Casey and Splinter go on a rescue mission. Things progress exactly as well as expected. Rated: T

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A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1

What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback. Rated: T

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A Treatise on the Properties of Ninja Wood by Serendipity1

Donatello regales his brothers with his scientific findings on the properties of their wooden weapons. They are rightfully astounded. Rated: K+

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Conflict of Interests by Serendipity1

Donatello longs to return to the happy days of overwork and the complete lack of annoying helper robots. Rated: K+

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Failures in Romance by Serendipity1

Sometimes, love conquers all and it is beautiful. Sometimes, people have blindingly horrific failures in attempting to woo Ninja Turtles. Guess which scenario this story is about. Warning for sexual references and rampant insanity. Rated: T

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Misadventures by Serendipity1
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Rated: T

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Lola by crabapplered - Can be found on LiveJournal
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

There are no girl turtles, but that's okay. Mikey is willing to improvise. Rated: E

Reader: One of the most amusing, manipulative and focused Michelangelo’s you’ll ever read.

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Sexual Encounters of the Strange Kind by Raphshell
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

A humorous look at Leonardo's views of sex which Raphael finds disturbing yet hot. Turtlecest. Rated: T

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The Pigeon and the Girl by Seal224
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

Pete makes friends with a teen girl. A series of one shots revolving around their adventures and the strong bond they share. Rated: K

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Toaster Vendetta by LadybugGirl7068
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

Leo swears the toaster has something against him. If only his brothers would believe him. Just a funny drabble I thought of. Enjoy! Rated: T

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April Showers by CathexisArcana
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

April visits the turtles in their sewer lair, but she gets soaked in the rain on the way. Overcoming her reluctance, she takes their offer to let her use their shower, not realizing the four teenagers can see into the bathroom through a few strategic places in the wall. Master Splinter, however, is not amused. Rated: K

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Mikey’s Adventure by TMNT-Queen
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

What do two katana, a stray kitten, an eight-year-old, and a rodeo have to do with each other? Nothing, unless you're Hamato Michaelangelo. And one thing's for sure: Mikey's had a wild night. Rated: K

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Just Another Tuesday Morning by Techno Dawn
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

Leonardo loves his rare moments of peace and quiet, but he loves his brothers more. Rated: T

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Silly Drabbles by Rose Black Dragon
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

And Rose joins to the group of writers who are writing drabbles, notawordsmith's challenge. Maybe I am not as witty as they are, but the title itself is a warning. Rated: T

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Can I Open My Eyes Yet? By flaux-pg
**Fan Fiction Competition Nominee**

Behind him, Raph groans. This little theater is a tangible test to his patience. Rated: K+

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Season 27, Episode 16 “Claire-ity” by (orphaned account)

Coda to S2E17, "Junklantis". While Donnie and Mikey have a real adventure, Leo and Raph watch soaps with Master Splinter. Rated: G

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Dark Room Tryst by suitboxers

I shouldn’t be doing this.
Dear God, I shouldn’t be doing this, but I am doing this. I’m really doing this.
I can’t believe I’m doing this. Rated: M

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Work It Out by The Nerdfighter

Leo/Raph drabble fic. Raph's not gonna be able to walk after spending some time with Leo in the dojo. Implied T-cest, but nothing drastic if you have a sense of humor.  Rated: T

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JUST A BIG OL’ SOFTIE by kyabetsu

Raphael's got the lair to himself, and after a full 3 days of doing whatever he wants, he's EXHAUSTED. What does it take to get a little SLEEP? Rated PG for Raph's mouth, but G situations. Rated: K+

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The Same, But Different by Purple Aussie

Donatello and Leonardo are having a little disagreement..... Rated: K

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Money Shots by Swallowraven

What do you do when your friends in the next room assault your eardrums with noisy, invasive sex sounds? If you're the Hamato brothers, you start placing bets. Rated M for some smutty talk. Rated: M

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The Mary Sue Auditions by Swallowraven
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**
The villains of the TMNT really want to destroy them this time! They'll even hold their own Mary Sue auditions to do it. Yes, it all gets quite silly. Rated: K+

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Bugged by vashsunglasses

One Shot. Drabblish. Raphael finds a creepy crawly surprise in his bed after a night of vigilante work with Casey. Rated: T

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Working Overtime by Tori Angeli

Boys will be boys. Michelangelo's creativity proves tricky to remove from Raphael. Leonardo and Donatello talk about girls. Rated: K

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To The Rescue by Tori Angeli

Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence. Rated: T

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Three Sheets to the Wind by Bunny MacCool

Alcohol can bring out the best and the worst in people, no reaction will be the same, not even when you're mutated turtles trained as ninja. Rated: M

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Turtles Gone Wild by Ryan Phelan

Bishop deploys a hidden camera in the lair to spy on the turtles, and gets a lot more than he bargained for! Rated: K+

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Pushing the Envelope by Splinter

Raphael is pushing and Splinter is frustrated. Who will win? Rated for language. Rated: T

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You Might Be A Ninja by Splinter

The guys think about what it means to be ninja and Splinter learns to never leave his sons in the same room to punish them. Some mild swearing and a lot of innuendo. Rated: T

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Late Night Conversation by Splinter

This was a challenge of sorts. Young Mikey finds a magazine in the sewers that has him all confused. Rated: T

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Prisoner by Splinter

A really short story that plagued me for so long I had to write it. Rated: K

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Suture by StillThunder86
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

When the doctor is injured, he falls into some less than capable hands. Rated: K+

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Fine Dining by RenaRoo
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

*Dinner is a heartwarming, family oriented experience, fine dining is a step above, and four teenagers with a gift card to a sushi bar is just priceless. One-Shot. Rated: T

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A Reptile Dysfunction by RavenshellRorschach
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Mikey inadvertently makes a love potion, which gets the whole team hot and bothered.
Contains Apritello, Leo/Raph T-cest, and a crack-'ship (Jonangelo). Rated: T

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Rannygazoo by RavenshellRorschach

Some jokey randomness, following a prompt on Fic Writers Anonymous.  Mostly non-specific 2k3/2012 Turtles.

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You’re A Mean One by roktavor

A collection of Christmas-themed bits and pieces set during the 80s series, wherein Raphael isn't feeling the holiday spirit, but Michelangelo very much is. Rated: G

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Headache by Lioness-Goddess

Agent John Bishop has lived since the Civil War, lived through an alien abduction, and two World Wars. But is he about to meet his match? Rated: K

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The Game by Lioness-Goddess

Mikey gets a new game. But what happens when his family tries to play, too? One-shot. Rated: K

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Only Mikey by TheRedScreech

So…the 2014 TMNT really can't get into the sewers via manholes. You'd think they knew. Rated: K

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TMNT—Finding Donnie’s Fear by JustAnotherFan94

Raph's afraid of bugs: Mikey's afraid of the dark: Leo's afraid of heights...but what's Donnie afraid of? Read to find out! Rated: K+

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I Saw Mommy and Daddy Kissing by Dark Closure

Poor Splinter.  Splinter wasn't an idiot. How could he be when he managed to survive for 18 years with four children that got themselves into more trouble than crack addicted movie stars and politicians? Rated: G

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Laundry by Yukio

Donnie is trying to do his laundry, but there's always someone messing it up. Rated: G

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Finely Sliced by butterballturkeyofficial - Can be found on Archive of Our Own
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Raph gets a cut no one ever wants to be cut and now he can't do much of anything for two weeks. Rated: E

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Love’s Darker Sister by Calandraa
Two of our favorite mutants are confronted with feelings and desires that were unknown them. Not all of the new emotions are pleasant, not all of the available role models are helpful. Changes are coming – for better or worse. Rated: M

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The Great Coffee Bean War by terrapintarts

Donatello has had far too much caffeine, and far too little sleep. His brothers find this both alarming and amusing. A TerrapinTarts Round Robin story. Rated: T

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Swagger by terrapintarts
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

Hey kids! it's Mikey Hamato Splinterson, better known as the Turtle Titan, your friendly neighborhood superhero, defender of New York City, Third Earth, and if necessary the whole multiverse! I'm here to warn you that you probably shouldn't read this. Rated: M

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Nothing is Safe by jaxink

Fear the destroyer. Nothing is safe from his touch. -oneshot-  Rated: K

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Hide and Seek by fireworksinthenight

When the turtles end up by mistake in their past, they must both avoid their past selves and convince their very protective father and ninja master that they are now able to take care of themselves. Good luck with that. Rated: G

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Strategies of Sexual Activity in the Adolescent Red-Eared Sewer Slider, a Doctoral Dissertation for the Natural Sciences faculty of Laird University, New York. Presented by Donatello Hamato and April O’Neill. by Ryuutchi
**Fan Fiction Competition Winner**

The sexual mores of most turtle species have been studied outside and in during the last few decades, so what more is there to learn about the courtship rituals of mating pairs? After Wills and Marcus' foundational study on the bonding of breeding pairs in the species Trachemys scripta scripta (1978), the resurgence of interest in the reproductive behavior of family Emydidae and the genus Trachemys raised almost as many questions as it answered. Rated: M

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