Wander Over Yonder Odyssey: Prologue

Somewhere in space, in a planet shaped what it appears like a bowler hat, Wander the space nomad and Sylvia his Zbornak companion and steed stood firm in Lord Hater’s ship. “Come on, Hater.” Said Wander, “I know wreaking havoc is your thing but do you have to kidnap some of the citizens as well as the royal family?” “Wander, Wander, Wander. When you will you realize, what do you expect? I’m Evil!” said Lord Hater, “Besides we need these people for our big event!” “What event, you bony loser?!” said Sylvia in defiance, “Your birthday was two months ago! And what do you mean by ‘ours’?” “Can you two guess?” said a familiar voice, “Forgotten me too soon? That hurts me right here.” Appearing from the shadows was Lord Dominator. “Dominator! Is that you?” said Wander eagerly, “We haven’t seen you since we defeated you! How have you been?” “Very good,” she replied, “Actually, even better! Shall we tell them the news, Hatey Watey?” “Gladly Domey Poo!” said Hater, they show both two their engagement rings, “WE’RE GETTING MARRIED!!” They said in unison.

Wander squealed with anticipation, “Oh my gosh! Congratulations both yo-” Sylvia covered his mouth, “Wander, this is serious! Do you have any idea what would happen if these two headaches actually got married?!” “I know, it means they’ve finally settled their differences and decided to share their lives together.” Said Wander, Sylvia put Wander down from her saddle, “If you can’t take this seriously, looks to me, as usual, I’m going to have to take matter in my own hands.” She charged toward them with all her might ready to strike blow when suddenly, “Now Peepers!” shouted Hater, Commander Peepers appeared out of nowhere with a launch weapon and fired what it looks like a steel net and Capture the Zbornak! “Sylvia!” shouted Wander with great concern. “Don’t worry Wander!” She assures him, “My kind is known to…Break…Nets…like…this!” She struggles with all her might and all her strength but to no avail. “This net is tough…almost as is made from…” “Pure dense surpremium?” said Dominator,  she gave a good laugh. “No!” shouted Sylvia. “Sylvia!” shouted Wander, “Can you break them?” “No! I can’t! Surpremium is the one element that a Zbornak like me can’t break! Especially pure dense types” The evil duo laughs, “Know this Wander!” said Hater, “Without your friend, you have no hope of stopping us!” Hater and Dominator charged their gauntlets and begins to attack! Wander his all his speed dodge lava and lighting until was on the edge of the ship like a cornered mouse!  “I waited a long time for this moment!” said Hater as he was about to final blow! “What? The wedding I hope?” asked Wander. “No! Your impending doom!” “Wait! Wait! Wait! Am I at least invited to the Wedding?!” “Let me put it this way even you can understand; NO!” Hater gave Wander a fearsome blow and was flung out the ship! “WAAANDEEEEEER!!!” shouted Sylvia hopelessly. The blow was so fearsome it even knock out Wander’s Hat. Hater picked up his hat.

“At last!” Shouted Hater, “With him out of the way, we can proceed with the preparations without worrying that fuzzy little eye sore of my life.” “Yes, Hatey Watey!” said Dominator, “Even if he’s still alive, we have plans for him. I even freed and hired some wedding planners that will slow him down.” She take out a beautiful tiara, “Besides, I’ve got what I need, right princess?” the tiara turned out to be an alien! “Please, let me go! I don’t want to be your veil! And please let me family and people go, please!” “But princess,” said hater, “You should have the utmost honor to my fiancé veil and your people and your family to be our honored guest! All hands! Full speed to the next planet! We have a wedding to prepare!” True to his word, Hater’s ship begins to take off, as it does, he flung Wander’s hat and shreds it with his lighting. With Wander out of commission and Sylvia tied down like a wild animal, who would stop the evil duo? It would seem all is lost for the galaxy, however, it did not go unnoticed. Holding a piece of what's left of Wander’s hat was a bowler hat alien. "so he was the one, " the Bowler alien said, "Then there's no time to lose!"